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11-09-2005, 07:07 PM
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Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
You know what I'm talking about. Your belly button lint. That 4 day old bandaid covering a scabbed wound. It semlls repulsive but before you know it your going in for another sniff! Is anyone else like this?
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11-09-2005, 07:10 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
Ear Wax
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11-09-2005, 07:19 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
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What about Permanent Markers? [/ QUOTE ] "... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'"
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#7
11-09-2005, 07:21 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
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[ QUOTE ] What about Permanent Markers? [/ QUOTE ] "... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'" [/ QUOTE ] Ni han, sir.
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#8
11-09-2005, 07:33 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
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[ QUOTE ] What about Permanent Markers? [/ QUOTE ] "... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'" [/ QUOTE ] What is this from? It sounds like something David Cross would say, but I don't know who it is...
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#9
11-09-2005, 07:54 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] What about Permanent Markers? [/ QUOTE ] "... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'" [/ QUOTE ] What is this from? It sounds like something David Cross would say, but I don't know who it is... [/ QUOTE ] Dane Cook
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#10
11-09-2005, 08:02 PM
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Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] What about Permanent Markers? [/ QUOTE ] "... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'" [/ QUOTE ] Hell, I could've narrated this. The year was 1990, the place, Mrs. Foreman's third grade language arts class. I wonder what this Sharpie smells like. Sniff. Sniff. Sniiiiiiffff. The rest next ninety minutes were spent quietly babbling uncontrollably, while the rest of the class seemed not to notice.
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