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#21
06-08-2005, 08:58 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legi
no no no.
you have to be wanking WHILE you are composing the nasty e-mail to Stars. Otherwise it won't work. The original poster was too embarassed to admit this aspect of his evening but it was obviously the case because it's the only way they will 'change things up' for you. The wank-while-typing is a special art that only a few have mastered. It takes lots of practice and can get quite messy. 
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#22
06-08-2005, 10:28 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
This kind of stuff makes you wonder if we should have IQ tests for new posters.
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#24
06-09-2005, 12:17 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
A) losing to a str8 on a board of 789TJ should happen to you if you are possibly going to call with middle pair there.
B) your flush was probably lost to 4 cards to a str8 flush on the board and you couldnt get rid of your lone As (ex 789Ts) C) if you think that you are getting sucked out on and it's fixed our boy Danny Nguyen from this week's WPT event gives us hope that there are just alot of live ones like him on the internet who fall in love with the prospects of an inside str8 draw. C) You killed your argument once you said you were drunk enough to not remember what you wrote to PokerStars Mike
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#25
06-10-2005, 05:31 AM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
[ QUOTE ]
I can just picture it now... INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT The PRESIDENT of PokerStars sleeps soundly in bed next to his wife. A red phone on the nightstand RINGS. The President wakes up immediately and grabs the phone. PRESIDENT Talk to me. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) We have a Code Blue, sir. PRESIDENT Code Blue?! One of our players is on to us?? POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) Yes, sir. Player #3948710984012. He sent us an email saying our site is rigged. Apparently he lost twice with bullets and his flush got broken by a straight flush. PRESIDENT Damn it! I thought we rewrote the programs to be less obvious than that? I'm surprised only one player caught on! POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) What do we do? PRESIDENT What do you think you idiot? Give him status 13AC. Let him win with 7-4 offsuit, 6-2 suited. Any two cards, this guy wins. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) But sir, he will win literally hundreds of dollars! PRESIDENT I know, but if this is what it takes then it's what it takes. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) I'll get right on it. The President hangs up the phone. His wife stirs and rolls over. WIFE What's wrong dear? PRESIDENT Nothing honey. Just a close call. Go back to sleep. All is right with the world now. [/ QUOTE ] This is the funniest reply I have ever read....
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#26
06-10-2005, 07:41 AM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
i had one of my worst runs on Stars last month. It was almost ruining the whole month for me.
[img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] so you think i can still complain and win lots of tourneys? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#27
06-10-2005, 09:27 AM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legi
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no no no. you have to be wanking WHILE you are composing the nasty e-mail to Stars. Otherwise it won't work. The original poster was too embarassed to admit this aspect of his evening but it was obviously the case because it's the only way they will 'change things up' for you. The wank-while-typing is a special art that only a few have mastered. It takes lots of practice and can get quite messy. [/ QUOTE ] Remind me never to use MicroBob's keyboard... --Zetack
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#28
06-10-2005, 11:10 AM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
You're totally right, this other day, I was playing on pokerstars, and I took the most ridiculous bad beat ever. I had pocket kings,... and an ace came on the flop! WTF is that? Rigged I tell you, Rigged!
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#30
06-11-2005, 01:56 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legi
[ QUOTE ]
I can just picture it now... INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT The PRESIDENT of PokerStars sleeps soundly in bed next to his wife. A red phone on the nightstand RINGS. The President wakes up immediately and grabs the phone. PRESIDENT Talk to me. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) We have a Code Blue, sir. PRESIDENT Code Blue?! One of our players is on to us?? POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) Yes, sir. Player #3948710984012. He sent us an email saying our site is rigged. Apparently he lost twice with bullets and his flush got broken by a straight flush. PRESIDENT Damn it! I thought we rewrote the programs to be less obvious than that? I'm surprised only one player caught on! POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) What do we do? PRESIDENT What do you think you idiot? Give him status 13AC. Let him win with 7-4 offsuit, 6-2 suited. Any two cards, this guy wins. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) But sir, he will win literally hundreds of dollars! PRESIDENT I know, but if this is what it takes then it's what it takes. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) I'll get right on it. The President hangs up the phone. His wife stirs and rolls over. WIFE What's wrong dear? PRESIDENT Nothing honey. Just a close call. Go back to sleep. All is right with the world now. [/ QUOTE ] POTY. I need to become status 13AC.
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