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Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
ME: "I'm James, and you are...?"
HER: "Tiffany" ME: "Well...I'm looking forward to you rolling over, waking me up, and we have Breakfast At Tiffany's" [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
[img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] = Awesome?
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ME: "I'm James, and you are...?" HER: "Tiffany" ME: "will you be my winnie cooper?" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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ME: "I'm James, and you are...?" HER: "Leaving Now" [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
Walk up to a girl at a party who is obviously very sweet and naive. Must be 17 at the most. I'm obviously a large, drunken yob.
ME: Get yer boring clothes off! She just looked perplexed, but then actually starts talking to me like I'm an old friend, and kept it up till I fell over and started to try and get a grip on the carpet, convinced gravity was failing. I finally get up, and some other guy is talking to her (I know him), so I says 'there's something in your eye', he says 'what?' and I stick my finger in it like one of the stooges. We all laughed. Well, I did. Not that good a story, now I tell it again. |
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Not that good a story, now I tell it again. [/ QUOTE ] agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] Not that good a story, now I tell it again. [/ QUOTE ] agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I wasn't pretending. |
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Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not that good a story, now I tell it again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't pretending. [/ QUOTE ] Never mind man, its just that Yanks don't drink 30 cans of Stella as a warm up before going out, you have to be British to appreciate the humour in that tale of woe. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Mack |
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Re: Random Drunk Coment To A Girl
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[ QUOTE ] Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not that good a story, now I tell it again. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- agreed. pretending gravity is failing at a party must be a good trick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wasn't pretending. [/ QUOTE ] Never mind man, its just that Yanks don't drink 30 cans of Stella as a warm up before going out, you have to be British to appreciate the humour in that tale of woe. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Mack [/ QUOTE ] Yeah. So uncivilised. Didn't have time for 30 cans before this party though, it was just 1/2 bottle of vodka on the way there, and several cans once in. I'm such a lightweight. Good party though. Was drunk, had a fight with about 10 little blokes in the street and won!, and a snog from some rough old sort my mate had a year long crush on (the one whose eye I poked, incidentally) cos she felt sorry for me getting bruised up a bit. I actually didn't try to shag her out of respect to him, so must have had a lucid moment. Top entertainment though. Man, I'm getting nostalgic. |
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