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09-14-2005, 03:24 AM
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how can i get fat
i bet my dad 100 bucks that he could not lose 15 pounds before i gained 10. it was an easy bet because there is no way my dad would ever be able to lose 15 pounds. however we just had a family tragedy and he has not been eating and now i am in danger of losing the bet. i need to gain 10 pounds in a few weeks. what should i eat/do to gain weight quickly without feeling like i want to die?
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#3
09-14-2005, 03:26 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
give good blowjobs
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#4
09-14-2005, 03:32 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
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give good blowjobs [/ QUOTE ] You clearly don't understand the difference between the converse of a statement and the contrapositive of a statement. When a statement is true, its converse is sometimes true, but its contrapositive always is. For clarity we have the following. Statement: A implies B Converse: B implies A Contrapositive: not B implies not A e.g. Statement: If it is raining then I will carry my umbrella. (True.) Converse: If I carry my umbrella then it is raining. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If I don't carry my umbrella, then it's not raining. (True.) Statement: If a girl is fat then she gives good head. (True.) Converse: If a girl gives good head then she fat. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If a girl does not give good head then she is not fat. (True.) I know you were making a joke, but it's a classic fallcy to think that the converse follows from a statement and it causes many people to have incorrect beliefs about the world.
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#5
09-14-2005, 03:35 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
facetious much?
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#7
09-14-2005, 03:52 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
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[ QUOTE ] facetious much? [/ QUOTE ] Do you douche? [/ QUOTE ] ?
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#8
09-14-2005, 03:36 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
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[ QUOTE ] give good blowjobs [/ QUOTE ] You clearly don't understand the difference between the converse of a statement and the contrapositive of a statement. When a statement is true, its converse is sometimes true, but its contrapositive always is. For clarity we have the following. Statement: A implies B Converse: B implies A Contrapositive: not B implies not A e.g. Statement: If it is raining then I will carry my umbrella. (True.) Converse: If I carry my umbrella then it is raining. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If I don't carry my umbrella, then it's not raining. (True.) Statement: If a girl is fat then she gives good head. (True.) Converse: If a girl gives good head then she fat. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If a girl does not give good head then she is not fat. (True.) I know you were making a joke, but it's a classic fallcy to think that the converse follows from a statement and it causes many people to have incorrect beliefs about the world. [/ QUOTE ] Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
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#9
09-14-2005, 03:38 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] give good blowjobs [/ QUOTE ] You clearly don't understand the difference between the converse of a statement and the contrapositive of a statement. When a statement is true, its converse is sometimes true, but its contrapositive always is. For clarity we have the following. Statement: A implies B Converse: B implies A Contrapositive: not B implies not A e.g. Statement: If it is raining then I will carry my umbrella. (True.) Converse: If I carry my umbrella then it is raining. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If I don't carry my umbrella, then it's not raining. (True.) Statement: If a girl is fat then she gives good head. (True.) Converse: If a girl gives good head then she fat. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If a girl does not give good head then she is not fat. (True.) I know you were making a joke, but it's a classic fallcy to think that the converse follows from a statement and it causes many people to have incorrect beliefs about the world. [/ QUOTE ] Lisa, I want to buy your rock. [/ QUOTE ] Very nice, very very nice. Classic episode.
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#10
09-14-2005, 04:32 AM
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Re: how can i get fat
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[ QUOTE ] give good blowjobs [/ QUOTE ] You clearly don't understand the difference between the converse of a statement and the contrapositive of a statement. When a statement is true, its converse is sometimes true, but its contrapositive always is. For clarity we have the following. Statement: A implies B Converse: B implies A Contrapositive: not B implies not A e.g. Statement: If it is raining then I will carry my umbrella. (True.) Converse: If I carry my umbrella then it is raining. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If I don't carry my umbrella, then it's not raining. (True.) Statement: If a girl is fat then she gives good head. (True.) Converse: If a girl gives good head then she fat. (Absurd.) Contrapositive: If a girl does not give good head then she is not fat. (True.) I know you were making a joke, but it's a classic fallcy to think that the converse follows from a statement and it causes many people to have incorrect beliefs about the world. [/ QUOTE ] Your title even says "too cool for nitdom," dude. I want to see it.
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