Prague Strip Club/Whorehouse Trip Report

[SmileyEH]

This being my first strip club experience.

Friday night. Get back to the hostel around 8 from a hard 3 hours of 4tabling. Hit up the Italian Restaurant down the street for some fantastic fresh roast trout and a couple pints-8bucks total. Head back to the hostel bar and keep drinking. The 27 year old scottish girl I hooked up with earlier in the week(im 19)comes by and we start drinking heavily. Eventually she convinces a crowd of guys and an american girl to hit up the atlas strip club downtown. Im dissapointed as you can imagine as its only delaying vagina for at least 2 hours.

We stumble out of the hostel pub at around 1130 and flag down a couple taxis. The group is international to the extreme: scottish girl, washington girl, carolina guy, vietnamese guy, me the canadian, and a finnish dude. Get dropped off at Wenceslas square at a total cost of about $1.50 each for the cabride. As we're walking down the streets looking for the club we develop a permanent tail of a black guys trying to get us to come to their respective strip clubs. Obviously, we are settling for nothing less than the best and try to shoo them off. Pretty soon we're lost and some czech teenagers about keel over laughing at the 5'2 scottish chick asks in broken czech for directions to the strip club.

We finally get there and us guys shell out 200 crowns ($8) for the cover and a free beer (some [censored] like 1/3rd pint crap too). Make are way in to see about 30-40 scantily clad czech strippers/whores trying to get in the 50 or so guys' pants. Most are in their 30's, british, and seem retarded as a whole (no offense to the brits out there). We head over to the front of the stage, buy some ripoff beer (50 crowns for something less than half pints) and watch the show. It basically consisted of the more attractive strippers/whores dancing with bored expressions on their faces for about 15 mins then rotating somebody else in. Very meh.

About 2 dancers in we have the first "LIVE LESBIAN SEX SHOW", with two extremely hot girls going at it for about 10 mins. This could have been really good, but they seemed more interested in talking to their friends offstage as they were eating eachother's shaved vag. In any case, we're all drunk enough that nobody minds scotland and I making out instead of watching the show. At this point the finnish guy dissapears.

More dancers, more making out etc. On one of my bathroom trips, I walk back only to have my balls grabbed by some whore-moderately pleasant experience. Every so often a stripper/hooker will wander over and try to offer us a private show/blowjob/"real sex, very good" but no one seems interested (except for absent finnish guy). Prices seemed to be about 2000crowns for a private show with a blowjob sort of deal.

Finally, the highlight of the evening comes on stage "LIVE SEX SHOW", with a very hot (very bored again) girl and a Fabio lookalike. It takes the dude like 5 minutes to get hard, probably because the girl blowing him keeps stopping to make faces at us. At one point she puts her thumb and forefinger about a half inch apart and nods in Fabio's direction. This was too much and we're all tearing up laughing. They eventually have sex, Fabio winking at the two girls in our group - the girl talking to her friends offstage. Didn't watch too much as I'm too busy making out.

Somewhere during this time the finnish guy comes back smoking a cigartte and looking very relaxed. He reports that a 30 minute private show and a blowjob was 2500 crowns (bout $100). We leave soon after, catch a tram, hit the bathroom floor with the scottish girl and call it a night.

To sum up: strip clubs-boring, women in their 20's-not.

-SmileyEH