Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up - Page 13

craig r · #**121** 09-03-2005, 01:45 AM

"Do you think this is going to affect your relationship with my son?"

"How come you want me to wear this bag on my head?"

craig

LethalRose · #**122** 09-03-2005, 02:21 AM

"mounting me is completely safe, just dont fall off the bed"

MyTurn2Raise · #**123** 09-03-2005, 03:32 AM

Huh...Never know who gets one

Is my roommate prettier?

Jdanz · #**124** 09-03-2005, 03:44 AM

wow

malokoman · #**125** 09-03-2005, 04:05 AM

"hey, you're the catcher tonight"

JaBlue · #**126** 09-03-2005, 04:14 AM

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I have big hands.

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so you wear big gloves?

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CardSharpCook · #**127** 09-03-2005, 04:33 AM

"Its OK if I don't come."

CardSharpCook · #**128** 09-03-2005, 04:35 AM

"Do you think your Mom likes me?"

Rick Diesel · #**129** 09-03-2005, 02:54 PM

How about best and worst at the same time:

Ugly chick with hot body: Do you want to fcuk me doggy style?

Me: Hell yeah

Her: Yeah, I don't understand why, but all the guys that I have hooked up with always want to bang me from behind

Me: That's because they don't want to look at your face.

Her: I think it's time for you to leave.

Shut down that night, I still ended up banging her two nights later when I was even drunker.

jakethebake · #**130** 09-03-2005, 03:01 PM

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Shut down that night, I still ended up banging her two nights later when I was even drunker.

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the best part...lol