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Old 09-21-2005, 11:37 PM
InchoateHand InchoateHand is offline
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If you, like many people, have troubles dealing with your ego, please post a short paragraph about yourself and I'll explain why you suck, therefore productively humbling you to create a more mature, responsible citizenry.
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Old 09-21-2005, 11:45 PM
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Uh
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:39 AM
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Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot. For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker, a piece of [censored], a loser, a lame ridiculous sallow caricature of whatever it was your inbred mother wanted you to be. A grotesque parody of yourself.

If I were to link your normally moronic posts to this especially pathetic one, even your decomposing grandmother would want to puke in her own snatch before acknowledging you as her own.
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:42 AM
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If I were to link your normally moronic posts to this especially pathetic one, even your decomposing grandmother would want to puke in her own snatch before acknowledging you as her own.

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perfect.
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:45 AM
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Thanks for the appreciation, I will do Das LebenOMGROFLI'MSOFUNNYIFUCKINGSUCKI'MAFUCKINGCUNTR ASHCUMSTAINEDPIECEOFSHIT in a minute.
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:54 AM
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Thanks for the appreciation, I will do Das LebenOMGROFLI'MSOFUNNYIFUCKINGSUCKI'MAFUCKINGCUNTR ASHCUMSTAINEDPIECEOFSHIT in a minute.

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Weak.
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Old 09-22-2005, 02:33 AM
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Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot.

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Wow, that affinity for British slang is catching.
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Old 09-22-2005, 02:52 AM
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Default Re: Ego Management

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For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker

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wow, way to clarify your British slang by putting in more British slang. Next time try adding this at the end to better clarify what you mean for the Americans:
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Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot. For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker, a piece of [censored]... A grotesque parody of yourself. Everything you say is total and utter tosh

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Old 09-22-2005, 12:41 AM
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I wish you were dead. No, really.
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Old 09-22-2005, 12:53 AM
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Default Re: Ego Management

I'm a young, intelligent, reasonably fit man. I'm not British and don't enjoy warm beer, boiled meats or deserts with the word "blood" in them. I have also never been banned for putting an excessive number of quotes within each other which caused Mat Sklansky's computer to crash, because that is something which would only be done by an ignorant, autoerotic-asphyixiating [censored].

Also, My johnson is 11 inches long.
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