Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?

[David Sklansky]

"Aren't unicorns big flying horses with a giant horn?"

Didn't know they could fly. Sorry. Jesus minus 190 now.

[chezlaw]

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"Aren't unicorns big flying horses with a giant horn?"

Didn't know they could fly. Sorry. Jesus minus 190 now.

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They can't fly, at least my one can't.

I think his thinking of pegasus.

[DougShrapnel]

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Aren't unicorns big flying horses with a giant horn?

[/ QUOTE ]You sure know alot about these unicorns. Are you sure they can fly? Are you thinking of the pegasus? Or maybe My little ponies?

[DougShrapnel]

If you wish to learn further about a special type of unicorn. The invisible pink unicorn. Invisble Pink Unicorn

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." -- Steve Eley

[hmkpoker]

There was a question. I answered no. Say something original.

[chezlaw]

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If you wish to learn further about a special type of unicorn. The invisible pink unicorn. Invisble Pink Unicorn

"Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them." -- Steve Eley

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[DougShrapnel]

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"Aren't unicorns big flying horses with a giant horn?"

Didn't know they could fly. Sorry. Jesus minus 190 now.

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They can't fly, at least my one can't.

I think his thinking of pegasus.

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All the unicorns I've seen only have 1 eye. Someone posted a picture in a diff thread.

[IronUnkind]

A devastating blow to Christian orthodoxy. One wonders what brilliant satirist authored this. Swift? Penn? Teller?

[bocablkr]

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Is anyone here certain that there is no god?

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I have absolutely no doubt in MY mind that god does NOT exist. Does that qualify as certain?

[DougShrapnel]

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A devastating blow to Christian orthodoxy. One wonders what brilliant satirist authored this. Swift? Penn? Teller?

[/ QUOTE ]It says so right there Steve Eley. Why wonder? But either way he's about as unfailable as King James, or anyone else for that matter.