Chuck and Shania get trantric... live at the Muckleshoot

[bobdibble]

Chuck is an 70+ year old uber-tight rock. If he is even calling you, you should be scared. His stats are probably something like 12/5/1 and his post-flop agression factor is only that high because he folds so much.

HJ and CO are lags. If it is folded to HJ, he auto-raises with as little as 57o.

Button is a total loose passive. She calls with anything.

I'm in the SB, but I don't play much of a roll in this hand.

Folded to the HJ, who auto-raises.

Chuck says, "Who didn't see that comming," loud enough for the entire table to hear. Chuck then removes Shania's blouse, and gently caresses her breast.

CO and button cold call. I fold, and Chuck says, almost imperceptibly, "I've been waiting to do this all night," and lowers Shania's panties as he 3-bets. All call. Shania makes a small gasp, filled with anticipation.

Flop:
Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

Chuck checks as he rubs his finger between her wetness, HJ bets, CO folds, button calls, Chuck calls with one hand, while rubbing and flicking with the other.

Turn: Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Chuck moves both hands to Shania's hips, parts her quivering flesh with his manhood, and checks. HJ bets, button calls, and Chuck check-raises... Shania moans.. HJ folds, button pauses.. Chuck thrusts deeply, button folds..

The pot is pushed to Chuck as the pace between Chuck and Shania quickens... Chuck tables 72 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].. Shania screams with pleasure.

Chuck returns to his slow, steady, and consistent rythm of tight play. He and Shania experience another 2 hours of prolonged pleasure as the table gives the 70 year old rock far too much action..

Chuck later tells me something that I have heard before, but never actually witnessed from him. He makes a big multi-street bluff once a night. I wonder if he needs viagra at his age to continue to please Shania like that.

[Yeti]

I have wood.

[hicherbie]

i've read the hh like 3 times and i have no idea what happened in the hand.

[big show]

OMG! I HAD WOOD.

[flawless_victory]

OMG.
this is one of the best posts in the history of the strategy forums.

[LarsVegas]

My thoughts excactly! I was waiting to see if it was only me... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[istewart]

Brilliant!

[brick]

ahhhh

So a rock semi-bluff-raises a flush-draw on a paired board. Wait, you guys dont do this? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[shemp]

Um Bob. It's rare that I'm emotionally invested in 2+2 at all. I don't know how else to say it, but cut it out. Really. Maybe you think this was cute or something. Maybe somebody else thought so. Nope.