A poker joke that rocks the table

[Rod Jr]

When ever I win a pot and then someone says, "Nice hand." I always say, "Thanks I just got a manicure."

One time this guy was laughing and he farted in his pants. Try it, it brings down the house.

[edge]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TY FOR THE GREAT FIRST POST

[UATrewqaz]

Try

"Thanks, I use them to masturbate."

and see how the table reacts


but the sad thing is I will try this joke out with my friends soon.

[Rod Jr]

np, glad you got a kick out of it. First time i heard it, i about died.

[shant]

LOL

[lighterjobs]

hahaha awesome.

when i fart, it isn't very funny. I must suck.

[chesspain]

That was funny?...even Big Steve would think that this joke was lame.

[TexArcher]

I don't get it?

I don't know why, but that is hilarious!! For a groaner, that one is awesome!