Stupid bluffing idiots that get lucky

[Sponger15SB]

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You made sure to tell that moron that he sucks at poker, and life in general, right?

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Duh.

[Sponger15SB]

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His play was hardly a bluff....

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Ok, I don't know how to tell you idiots this any more.

If you look at the hand, I had a pair, he had Jack high. It is pretty simple. If you don't see this and agree with me that this was [censored], you're going on ignore as well.

[Ulysses]

Sponger,

Relax, man. These morons have probably never done a cashout so they have not seen the rigged crap where they go all-in with a pair and some moron w/ Jack-high ends up winning. As you know, once they cashout, this rigged BS will start happening and then they will change their tune about these ridiculous beats.

[WordWhiz]

This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

[Schneids]

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This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

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I have talked poker with Sponger before. I'm pretty sure he actually believes he got bad beated. Don't let your common sense get in the way!!

[Daniture]

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9 diamonds, QJT7 for 12 more. yeah that's pretty decent.

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You forgot the factor in the board double pairing and the Jack playing kicker!!!

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His play was hardly a bluff....

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Ok, I don't know how to tell you idiots this any more.

If you look at the hand, I had a pair, he had Jack high. It is pretty simple. If you don't see this and agree with me that this was [censored], you're going on ignore as well.

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah, it's pretty simple...

Let's look at what CardPlayer Odds calculator has to say.

-Chances of winning the hand after the flop-
Villain: 72.3%
Hero: 27.7%

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[wmspringer]

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This forum doesn't need a sarcasm smiley. It needs a giant beeping strobe light screaming "SARCASM, SARCASM YOU MORON" at 120 decibels, preferably while also sending a power surge through the USB port to deliver an electric shock via the mouse to the reader which renders him incapable of movement until it sinks in.

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Diablo's sarcasm is obvious, but I can't shake the feeling that sponger could be serious..

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

[Ulysses]

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equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 72.3232 % 72.32% 00.00% { JdTd }
Hand 2: 27.6768 % 27.68% 00.00% { 2c2s }

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What is this crap?

Let me explain this simply for you retards.

SPONGER HAS A PAIR ALREADY!

HIS OPPONENT ONLY HAS JACK-HIGH. JACK HIGH!!!!!!!!