Ego Management

[InchoateHand]

You wouldn't be able to beat Double Dragon if your invalid repeatedly-date-raped step-fathers life depended on it. And it does.

I've beaten double dragon almost as many times as ive beaten my under-age girlfriend

[Voltron87]

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I've beaten double dragon almost as many times as ive beaten my under-age girlfriend

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lol, inchoate is losing this battle

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Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot.

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Wow, that affinity for British slang is catching.

[jdl22]

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For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker

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wow, way to clarify your British slang by putting in more British slang. Next time try adding this at the end to better clarify what you mean for the Americans:
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Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot. For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker, a piece of [censored]... A grotesque parody of yourself. Everything you say is total and utter tosh

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[Shajen]

What would you do if it was the other way?

My ego is too low.

Help me inchoatehand.

[diebitter]

I don't know exactly who the venom is directed at, but I just have to participate.

You, sir, wish you could be as good as the pus-filled, excrescent, running sores on the infected scrotum of a syphilitic, gangrenous mammoth. You aspire to a swimming pool that's as good as the large flob I cough up towards the end on a bout of horribly rasping and chesty bronchial pneumonia - a flob that's particularly luminescent green, which has traces of blood and the dark chocolate I just finished - all of which shimmer and pulse in the dingy light of a half-working street lamp.

You dream of the day you can find a woman disgusting enough to let you put your twisted whithered John Thomas into the gaping chasm of the old bloater's fish-flaps, and squirt the runny fish-gruel out of your tiny yarbles into her sturdy beam.

That's your idea of paradise, that is.

[Shajen]

Sadly, it's not a John Thompson.

It's a John Thomps

I'm pathetic.

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] <font color="white">Nice work dude. </font>

[STLantny]

Im good enough, Im smart enough, and gosh darnnit, people like me.

[diebitter]

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Sadly, it's not a John Thompson.

It's a John Thomps

I'm pathetic.

[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] <font color="white">Nice work dude. </font>

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Yeah, and I didn't type either of those! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] <font color="white">TNX</font>