Ego Management

[InchoateHand]

If you, like many people, have troubles dealing with your ego, please post a short paragraph about yourself and I'll explain why you suck, therefore productively humbling you to create a more mature, responsible citizenry.

Uh

[InchoateHand]

Despite your overbloated sense of self-importance, you have demonstrably emerged as an absolute and total tosspot. For the none-British among us, that refers to your status as a complete and total wanker, a piece of [censored], a loser, a lame ridiculous sallow caricature of whatever it was your inbred mother wanted you to be. A grotesque parody of yourself.

If I were to link your normally moronic posts to this especially pathetic one, even your decomposing grandmother would want to puke in her own snatch before acknowledging you as her own.

[DasLeben]

I wish you were dead. No, really.

[tdarko]

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If I were to link your normally moronic posts to this especially pathetic one, even your decomposing grandmother would want to puke in her own snatch before acknowledging you as her own.

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perfect.

[InchoateHand]

Thanks for the appreciation, I will do Das LebenOMGROFLI'MSOFUNNYIFUCKINGSUCKI'MAFUCKINGCUNTR ASHCUMSTAINEDPIECEOFSHIT in a minute.

[PoBoy321]

I'm a young, intelligent, reasonably fit man. I'm not British and don't enjoy warm beer, boiled meats or deserts with the word "blood" in them. I have also never been banned for putting an excessive number of quotes within each other which caused Mat Sklansky's computer to crash, because that is something which would only be done by an ignorant, autoerotic-asphyixiating [censored].

Also, My johnson is 11 inches long.

[DasLeben]

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Thanks for the appreciation, I will do Das LebenOMGROFLI'MSOFUNNYIFUCKINGSUCKI'MAFUCKINGCUNTR ASHCUMSTAINEDPIECEOFSHIT in a minute.

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Weak.

[Voltron87]

I'm a good looking and intelligent young man. I have stratsopheric test scores, enough so that I was skipped ahead 2 years in grade school and finished high school at 16. I go to an Ivy League college. I am well rounded though; right now I am a candidate for one of this countries national junior sports teams, albeit a minor sport. I am financially independent at a young age, due to my proficiency at poker, and carry only hundred dollar bills. 20s are an inconvenience. I get good tail, and many a young woman thinks I am handsome and dashing.

I beat Ninja Gaiden for NES first try