how can i get fat - Page 6

Alobar · #51 09-14-2005, 10:40 AM

I havent read any of the replys, im sure its lots of people telling you to drink weight gainer and work out. But maybe this has been mentioned.

uhm, eat a large pizza, drink a crap load of water, and dont take a dump. You can make the number on the scale go up by 10 pretty easily. I could be 10 pounds heavier in a couple hours if I wanted to. Just do that.

and im sorry to hear that there was a family tradegy

IndieMatty · #52 09-14-2005, 10:43 AM

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I havent read any of the replys, im sure its lots of people telling you to drink weight gainer and work out. But maybe this has been mentioned.

uhm, eat a large pizza, drink a crap load of water, and dont take a dump. You can make the number on the scale go up by 10 pretty easily. I could be 10 pounds heavier in a couple hours if I wanted to. Just do that.

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Great, now I'm starving.

PokerBob · #53 09-14-2005, 01:22 PM

the same way sorority girls do year after year: beer and cock.

#54 09-14-2005, 01:27 PM

Get some weight gain formula at GNC. You have the much better end of this bet dude. You can gain 10 pounds in a week easily if you do this.

#55 09-14-2005, 01:47 PM

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i bet my dad 100 bucks that he could not lose 15 pounds before i gained 10. it was an easy bet because there is no way my dad would ever be able to lose 15 pounds. however we just had a family tragedy and he has not been eating and now i am in danger of losing the bet. i need to gain 10 pounds in a few weeks. what should i eat/do to gain weight quickly without feeling like i want to die?

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The problem appears to me that you lack a heart. A heart can easily weigh several pounds when filled with blood. If I were you, I would try growing a heart. If after you grow a heart, you are still concerned about this bet AND you are short on the weight, try taking a syringe and injecting yourself with lead.

C'mon, drop the bet and support your father.

LLL

Alobar · #56 09-14-2005, 03:18 PM

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the same way sorority girls do year after year: beer and cock.

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hahaha, awesome

BoogerFace · #57 09-14-2005, 04:23 PM

A dozen Krispy Kremes a day and Supersize it 3 times a day at McDonalds. Thread over.