Horrible/crazy/funny roommate stories?

Unoriginalname · #1 09-07-2005, 03:06 PM

The last 5 years of my life (mostly college, I'm 23 now) I've always roommed in dorms and apartments with emotionally and mentally sound good friends of mine. We never fought or had any issues. While this was good for my stress levels, I am now left without any awesomely horrible roommate experiences and stories.

Surely, all of you couldn't have been as lucky as me. Tell me your horrible/crazy/funny roommate stories.

TheMainEvent · #2 09-07-2005, 03:12 PM

Wasn't my roommate, but I knew a guy who got drunk and passed out on the top bunk, then pissed the bed and it started dripping down to the other roommate on the bottom. Not very nice.

Shajen · #3 09-07-2005, 03:14 PM

My first roommate in the Corps was a raging drunk.

One saturday morning I returned to the barracks room and opened the door to a horrible stench.

In the middle of the floor was a pile of poop that had been smashed into the carpet.

My roommate was passed out in his rack. His feet were sticking out from under the covers and his right foot was covered in his own [censored]. It was mashed up between his toes, on top of his foot, it was nasty. I threw a chair at him to wake him up and the fucker just laughed. He wasn't laughing later when he sobered up some. So gross.

He'd gotten so hammered drunk he couldn't crawl to the bathroom to take a dump, so he fell out of bed and [censored] on the floor.

This same kid also woke up one time after a long night of drinking, opened the VCR slot thingy and pissed in into it. Lucky for him, it was his and not mine. I moved rooms not too long after that, but apparently his drunken antics continued on well after I left.

Shajen · #4 09-07-2005, 03:34 PM

Claunchy · #5 09-07-2005, 03:34 PM

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Yeah, smooshed feces tends to do that.

TheIrishThug · #6 09-07-2005, 03:59 PM

i can;t follow that but here's what i got.

like the 2nd week of freshman yr, my rm disappeared for 3 days. never saying he was going anywhere, but he had a gf that went to school a few blocks away so i wasn't concerned. when he does finaly decide to check in, its a phone call at 3am asking me not to come back to the room for at least another 90mins cause his gf was over.

TheMainEvent · #7 09-07-2005, 04:01 PM

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like the 2nd week of freshman yr, my rm disappeared for 3 days. never saying he was going anywhere, but he had a gf that went to school a few blocks away so i wasn't concerned. when he does finaly decide to check in, its a phone call at 3am asking me not to come back to the room for at least another 90mins cause his gf was over

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FouTight · #8 09-07-2005, 04:14 PM

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like the 2nd week of freshman yr, my rm disappeared for 3 days. never saying he was going anywhere, but he had a gf that went to school a few blocks away so i wasn't concerned. when he does finaly decide to check in, its a phone call at 3am asking me not to come back to the room for at least another 90mins cause his gf was over

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See, the girl, she pooped in the middle of the floor, and stepped in it... big mess.

Punker · #9 09-07-2005, 04:19 PM

We had a roommate who had a cold and was taking Sudafed. This made him feel good enough to go out to the college bar for a few drinks. He came back and re-read the label which clearly states not to mix with alcohol.

After staggering back to his room, his girlfriend came over to see whether she could keep him alive. From the sounds in the room, he appeared to be a substantial underdog. We were sitting out watching tv and suddenly we hear the door to his room rattling. Rattling. Loud profanities. We advise him to turn the handle before opening the door, and finally it opens and he goes flying by in his leopard skin speedo, and pukes in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, emptying his stomach and quite possibly several internal organs.

Truly disgusting. But hilarious! For the next two years, the "turn the handle first" and the leopard skin speedo were sources of constant taunting.

NutCrackerr · #10 09-07-2005, 04:21 PM

I once had a roommate who would stay up late getting loaded all the time. One morning I'm leaving the apartment, walk through the living room, there he is passed out on the couch, sitting in an upright position, pants around his knees, one hand on his johnson, and some midget porn on the tv. I let that one slide.

A couple weeks later I am woken up around midnight to the sounds of a coctail party. I went out to ask my roomate to keep it down, and I'm looking at 9 total strangers. I ask Where's B? He's still at the bar, he gave us the keys to come over and chill. Roommate shows up about an hour later, walks in and immediately passes out. I let it slide.

A few weeks later, I get a bill for $450 from a late night porn surfing party. (He blamed it on a friend of his).

He moved out 3 days later. He's still one of my best friends, but I'll never have a rommate again.