What is it about STFU that you don't understand?

[Greg J]

I don't care if this is off topic or not -- this was possibly the most entertaining post I've read today. Nice rant. I feel the same way VERY often -- you captured the same angry feelings I have toward these morons.

[Marquis]

You couldn't delete the post just because of the line about the buy-ins being smelly. That killed me.

[CountDuckula]

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I don't care if this is off topic or not -- this was possibly the most entertaining post I've read today. Nice rant. I feel the same way VERY often -- you captured the same angry feelings I have toward these morons.

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There's a topic here?!? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

-Mike


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[oreogod]

You know what made this post even better? Your avatar and the fact that, to me, in my head it sounded like it was being monologued by Chris Walken (who [censored] rules by the way)

[DuggleBogey]

It's Party....just put him in your fish finder.

[danzasmack]

I'm over this, and often expect it at the table.

THIS IS WAHT MADE ME SNAP -

other day, I was hanging out, it was around 9pm and my buddies and I were heading out in a few hours. I was drinking, but wanted to play poker, so i decided to play a 30+3 3 table tournament. We're down to 6, I have about 3k in chips. on the button with AKs. CO raises to 1200, I push. He sits there. Then starts to type

"ahhhh this is a tough call"
"I don't know if i can call"
"i have AA SHOULD I CALL"
"CALL OR FOLD"

And he keeps typing until there is 1 second left. Then calls with AA.

Do i care that i lost? No, not at all. BUT IF YOU ARE SOME PUNK LOSER WHO HAS TO SLOW ROLL ONLINE YSSCKY.

I wish I could say that I was being obnoxious, or sucked out on him a good 5 or 6 times and he was excited to get back at me, but I was sitting there with a beer in hand, laptop on the table, while I made a few calls before I went out.

I have taken every bad beat possible. Had people "scream" at me online because im "such a fish and so lucky" I have even sat through the whole "let me sit here with the clock winding down at my table so that I can sneak into the money and try and win $40 instead of trying for 10k".

But this got me mad.

If you have ever done this, once again

YSSCKY.

And if you have done this, I have done your sister.


Sorry.

[RydenStoompala]

You no speaky english gooder, bite more pillows quickly yes?

[Alobar]

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I agree wholeheartedly.

I was at a PokerStars table last night, and the Table Coach wouldn't shut up about pot odds and EV. TC had 45 VPIP and 0.9 AF, by the way, which I found entertaining.

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yeah, its been my experience that 85% of the time, the table coach doing all the talking is definately a fish and not much better than the guy he is berating.