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View Poll Results: What is the site you do the bulk of your playing on?
Ultimate Bet 5 11.90%
Paradise Poker 1 2.38%
Pacific Poker 4 9.52%
Full Tilt 1 2.38%
Party Poker 23 54.76%
Poker Stars 8 19.05%
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Old 11-26-2005, 12:59 AM
RiverFenix RiverFenix is offline
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Default Would you perform fellatio on God?

Ok the question is pretty simple, but ill simplify it further.
Whether you believe in God or not, he appears while youre living and requests this of you. Do you do it?

Simple yes/no, but there could be some extra situations to thinkabout
1) God appears as the opposite sex
2) God guarantees a sweet after life
3) You are at the pearly gates and it is requested to get into Heaven

...I hope this doesnt get me banned...
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:02 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

this thread is useless without pics
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

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Old 11-26-2005, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

Damn Q#1 Ruined it for me!

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Old 11-26-2005, 01:11 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

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Old 11-26-2005, 01:14 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

If God is a woman, I assume she would be a hottie. If so, and she promised a sweet after-life, I don't see the downside to doing it. Why is this that hard of a question?
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:16 AM
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

Wrong forum noob.

NT
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:17 AM
RiverFenix RiverFenix is offline
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

If #1 is true, im sure its like 100% yes for pretty much everyone besides big steve. If its not though, thats where it gets interesting
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:19 AM
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Pics or otherwise, this thread is a piece of [censored].
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Old 11-26-2005, 01:22 AM
Talk2BigSteve Talk2BigSteve is offline
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Default Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?

Well if it only took him 6 days to make EVERYTHING then I bet he will finish off REAL FAST!!!!

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