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| View Poll Results: What is the site you do the bulk of your playing on? | |||
| Ultimate Bet |
   
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5 | 11.90% |
| Paradise Poker |
  
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1 | 2.38% |
| Pacific Poker |
  
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4 | 9.52% |
| Full Tilt |
  
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1 | 2.38% |
| Party Poker |
  
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23 | 54.76% |
| Poker Stars |
  
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8 | 19.05% |
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11-26-2005, 02:31 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
40 posts and you ALREADY have a custom handle?
aw man.... I got Dirk's autograph as a kid - he lives out near Kalispell - I think Polson or Ronan. RB 
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11-26-2005, 02:45 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
74 seconds betwween them both. I give god 14 (he hasn't really gotten any in like 2K years and the Devil, gets some a lot, but doesn't care if the girl gets off, so he will cum when he wants. I would check PIN for props though. I saw one, "will both hands they start with be their right one" and another "Will either God or the Devil Fumble. I can't remember the odds on them though.
craig
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11-26-2005, 04:01 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] this thread is useless without pics [/ QUOTE ]  [/ QUOTE ] Ohhh, grotesquely pretty! [/ QUOTE ] Even more evidence that the British are weird. Or was it the pirate talking (I just wish I had the balls to it).
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11-26-2005, 04:01 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
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Ok the question is pretty simple, but ill simplify it further. Whether you believe in God or not, he appears while youre living and requests this of you. Do you do it? Simple yes/no, but there could be some extra situations to thinkabout 1) God appears as the opposite sex 2) God guarantees a sweet after life 3) You are at the pearly gates and it is requested to get into Heaven ...I hope this doesnt get me banned... [/ QUOTE ] If you had said oral sex, then yes, felation = sucking penis. sorry god, I'll make BF's with satan and overtake ur ass.
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11-26-2005, 05:12 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
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Do you understand what kind of load God would shoot. The shot alone would break your head open (if you sucking him) or your stomach if you were taking it in the ass. The only possible situation is him screwing wonder woman. And he would have to wear a kryptonite condom. And that would kill himl...oh wait..wrong plot...well either way, the food court is upstairs..it isn't quantum physics. [/ QUOTE ] I love that conversation, great flick.
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11-26-2005, 05:19 AM
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Re: Would you perform fellatio on God?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] this thread is useless without pics [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Ohhh, grotesquely pretty! [/ QUOTE ] Even more evidence that the British are weird. Or was it the pirate talking (I just wish I had the balls to it). [/ QUOTE ] Hey, I didn't say I thought she was hot! I was just referring to this. And, let's face it, she is gretty. Arr!
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