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How's this for a first hand of the day?

***** Hand History for Game 1964506591 *****
NL Hold'em $10 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:11707952 Level:1 Blinds(10/15) - Thursday, April 28, 00:11:25 EDT 2005
Table Table 35128 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Beav86 ( $800 )
Seat 4: jaydono ( $800 )
Seat 5: Retinue ( $800 )
Seat 9: Hemilicke ( $800 )
Seat 6: bradygo ( $800 )
Seat 3: pauleta65 ( $800 )
Seat 10: LamboPoker ( $800 )
Seat 7: Hero ( $800 )
Seat 2: RadDotWhat ( $800 )
Seat 8: tpark316 ( $800 )
Trny:11707952 Level:1
Blinds(10/15)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Hero [ Kd Kh ]
bradygo has been reconnected and has 20 seconds to act.
bradygo has been reconnected and has 20 seconds to act.
bradygo folds.
Hero raises [95].
tpark316 folds.
Hemilicke folds.
LamboPoker folds.
Beav86 folds.
>You have options at Table 11233 Table!.
RadDotWhat folds.
pauleta65 folds.
jaydono is all-In [790]
Retinue folds.
Hero is all-In [705]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9s, Ah, 5d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
>You have options at Table 11233 Table!.
Hero shows [ Kd, Kh ] two pairs, kings and nines.
jaydono shows [ 2d, Ac ] two pairs, aces and nines.
jaydono wins 1615 chips from the main pot with two pairs, aces and nines.
Hero finished in tenth place.
Hero has left the table.