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#71
10-06-2005, 06:49 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
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"hurricanes are named after the first person it killed" LMAO [/ QUOTE ] Wow! Isn't it amazing that the first one of the season always kills someone whose name starts witn an "A", the second one kills somone whose name starts with a "B", etc.? 
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#74
10-06-2005, 07:17 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
Friend's bf: So you don't eat milk or meat... Man what can you eat?
Me: Well, I eat a lot of grains, vegetables, a lot of soy products too. Friend's bf: Oh. What is soy made from? Me: Uh, soybeans. Friend's bf: Ohh. I was thinking it was made from soy sauce.
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#75
10-06-2005, 07:26 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
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"If it weren't for my horse... I wouldn't have spent that year in college." <font color="white">Sorry... someone had to say it... </font> [/ QUOTE ] Damn, too slow... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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#76
10-06-2005, 07:50 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
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1. When I went to get my CA drivers license they made you take a written test. When waiting in line to get my test graded, there was a meathead behind me (actually wearing his barbell club t-shirt) who asked me "So, when it says prohibited, it means, like, you're not allowed to do it right?" I nodded, he thanked me, then he waited about 10 seconds, then he repeated the EXACT same question to me. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha hilarious
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#77
10-06-2005, 07:52 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
This is me: I'm at a restaurant after our district Cross Country meet (which I won, incidentally) ordering my meal and the waitress asks me if I'd like soup or salad. They always seem to say it fast so it comes out sounding like "would you like a super salad," So I say "Yep." How can I pass up a "Super Salad?"
The waitress gets a blank look on her face and asks again, "would you like a soup or salad?" I say "certainly." She says "you're going to have to choose sir." Me==>>"Choose what?" her==>>"Either a soup or a salad" Me==>>"Oh I'm a retard, I'll have a salad." everyone at the table agrees. Waitress==>> "And would you like a bottomless soda with that" Me==>> "Does it come with refills".....
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#78
10-06-2005, 08:04 PM
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10-06-2005, 08:08 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
I'm at work (I'm a sportswriter). A high school coach calls me, and somewhere during the course of the conversation, asks me ...
"What number can I reach you at?"
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#80
10-06-2005, 08:14 PM
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Re: Dumbest thing you\'ve ever heard?
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This happened abbout 5 years ago, my senior year of high school. My Spanish teacher was out for the day, and we had a substitute who didn't care what we did as long as we weren't obnoxious. So a few of us decide to play "Win Lose or Draw" (like charades, but you draw instead of act) to keep from being bored. It's normal girl's (NG) turn to draw. She says "I can't think of anything", so impossibly stupid girl (ISG, seriously the most incompetent person I've ever met) says "Oh, I've got one you can use" then calls her over so she can whisper it into NG's ear. NG says OK, then starts to draw. She's drawn most of a tophat when ISG blurts out "OOH! Magician!" We all just stared at her. [/ QUOTE ] Its not her fault you don't have a sense of humor.
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