I have a Mary Kate and Ashley!

DimensionPresident · #1 10-01-2004, 07:35 PM

Next time you have a full house (GET IT!? FULL HOUSE!?), say this instead. I invented it and I want it to catch on.

Feel free to use variations, such as a board with KKJxx and you hold KJ, flip over the K and say "well, boys... there's mary kate" and then flip over the J and say "and here's ashley".

This will score extra points in home games where more than half the people at the table have a BAC of .1 or greater.

I realize this is a really lame attempt at artificially propogating a catch phrase of sorts, but it's really all I have left. My life really is that boring.

$10 bucks to whoever says it on TV first.

slickpoppa · #2 10-01-2004, 07:45 PM

Nice one, seriously. I'm gonna bust that one out sometime. I'm think I'm also going to call it the Kimmy Gibler.

uw_madtown · #3 10-01-2004, 07:57 PM

Full house with...

QQ = Mary Kate and Ashley
JJ = Jesse and Joey
2T = Danny Tanner (deuce ten, DT)
2J = DJ Tanner (deuce jack, DJ)

You can use the Mary Kate and Ashley line more liberally if your game/party has at least five types of alcohol and/or drugs available.

felson · #4 10-01-2004, 08:25 PM

They also had a show called "Two of a Kind."

wacki · #5 10-01-2004, 08:36 PM

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How? Mary Jane of course, but what else? And how do you relate it to the hand?

uw_madtown · #6 10-01-2004, 08:50 PM

I was simply alluding to the fact that one of them (which, I don't know/care) supposedly was addicted to something or another.

Way to ruin the joke. Jerk. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

DimensionPresident · #7 10-01-2004, 10:47 PM

haha... I can't wait until this really catches on... seeing people going all in with a set who are currently beat with a flush saying...

"I got Mary-Kate, now gimmie Ashley... Where you at Ashley... come on, dealer... gimmie Ashley! *board pairs on the river* There she is!"

1p0kerb0y · #8 10-01-2004, 11:57 PM

I saw a T-shirt the other day that read:

"I banged the Olsen Twins before they were famous"

razor · #9 10-02-2004, 12:38 AM

maybe Paul will tell us where he got the t-shirt.

mjohnson406 · #10 10-02-2004, 02:42 AM

That shirt is from http://www.tshirthell.com