2+2 table coach: STFU

[MelK]

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The tightest player at the table (me)

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You can fix that tightness thing with a little KY Jelly.

[yellowjack]

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i also told a guy when our cards were all-in preflop (my AA vs. his 6/9o) that if he won it was b/c he was fat.

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this is hilarious [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[TimsterToo]

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I, personally, have chat turned off and don't talk to anyone.

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The chat sometimes really helps me with reads or judging how good a player someone is. Most of the time I don't chat at all apart from saying "ty". I also make a point of saying "nh" to someone how sucks out on me, I want him to continue chasing with those kind of hands.

Sometimes I end up offending the TC but they have it coming, I don't like bullies. Leave the fish alone, they are mostly friendly and besides that they give me money.

[Nepa]

I had someone once tell me how stupid a play I made was. I was on total tilt at the time and it made me think to myself, "Damm, I'm on super tilt here" I sat out right away and sat there and thanked him for about 20 minutes telling him how much money he probaly saved me.

The funny thing was that this put him on tilt and he ended up dumping alot of chips.

If the guy didn't say anything I'm fairly sure I would of tilted off a bunch of money that day. If your out there TC, I thank you again!

[Adde]

there was a girl with a picture as her avatar on poker stars and she was ugly as [censored] and wore a ton of makeup...

[Vincent Lepore]

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Lesson: Telling someone they are playing poorly will kill you.

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Yes, but it won't make the other guy a better player.

Vince

[Vincent Lepore]

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Then some jackass table coach decided to berate him and tell him how he was a moron for capping with the nut straight on the flop when the straight can't really win.

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Yeah i could see how the donk was confused. I am too.

Vince

[Pokeraddict]

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Then some jackass table coach decided to berate him and tell him how he was a moron for capping with the nut straight on the flop when the straight can't really win.

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Yeah i could see how the donk was confused. I am too.

Vince

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I believe the deck is ten-ace so everyone will have at least broadway so he is betting on a hand all he can hope to do is split with anyone else still in if no one improves.

[jman220]

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Then some jackass table coach decided to berate him and tell him how he was a moron for capping with the nut straight on the flop when the straight can't really win.

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Yeah i could see how the donk was confused. I am too.

Vince

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It was Royal Holdem. The deck contains only cards higher than a ten. Therefore, the minimum winning hand is almost always a full house, unless you get really lucky. If you flop a straight it is completely worthless, pretty much best case scenario is that the board makes a straight and you split, or the board pairs once and counterfeits one of your straight cards, and that pairing doesn't make a boat for anyone else (rare). If the board pairs twice you're almost certainly facing a boat. Do you understand now?

Edit: What's also really key, is that if someone flops the nut straight, and I am holding a set (say of aces or kings), they are drawing dead. But many fish do not know this, and they will cap the flop with the "nuts" and cap the turn as well.

[oreogod]

Any table coach Ive seen, 2+2 or not, are easily beatable imo. Not matter how pissed u get over a hand its pretty retarded to berate another player. I love playing those kind of guys, they cant help but tilt their money away given the right amount of time.