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Old 09-27-2005, 01:07 AM
KaneKungFu123 KaneKungFu123 is offline
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Default how old is clarkmeister?

there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:15 AM
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Default Re: how old is clarkmeister?

Everyone in every nursing home in America has eaten Lindsay Lohan's pussy three times.
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Old 09-27-2005, 01:17 AM
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The answer to this question can be found if you only look carefully.
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:25 AM
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there was what appeared to be a self portrait in his avatar of a guy that looked 70-80 years old, but all his posts make him sound like he's in his late teens to early twenties. for instance, his knowledge of lindsy lohan.

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No one knows how old Clarkmeister is. His very appearance changes to suit his surroundings. He could be that young WPT wannabe with the dark shades and JOPKE hat that is always check raising you. Then your next visit, he's an old nit who plays nothing but the nuts, until that last hand where he bluffs you out of a big pot and shows, chuckling through his yellow teeth. He might be that aggressive asian woman, who cackles every time she beats you out of a pot and says "ni han, ni han!".

ClarkMeister is always in the casino. He's in the one seat, the five, no, the nine. ClarkMeister is in the air. He's everywhere.

You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken. That's when you'll hear him sing...

"‘Round and ‘round here we go again
Same old story, same old end
Turn my head
And turn back again
Same old stuff,
Never ends"
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:42 AM
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You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken.

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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.
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Old 09-27-2005, 02:44 AM
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33 would be my guess
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:05 AM
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You'll only truly know it was him when you walk away empty and broken.

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A cheaper alternative is to just look for the guy who is doubled over, looking like he's on the verge of a hernia, carrying 8 racks to the cashier's cage at the Mirage.

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Or getting stacked in Wynn NL games showing Ed Miller how not to play straights when opponents have full houses.
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Old 09-27-2005, 05:20 AM
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his location says: 52. thats my guess.
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Old 09-27-2005, 06:19 AM
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his location says: 52. thats my guess.

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That's how many accounts he currently has on 'ignore'.
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Old 09-27-2005, 09:47 AM
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The real question is, "How tall is Evan?"
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