Horrible movies

Ulysses · #1 01-23-2005, 01:14 AM

I get all the movie channels. Like 50 pay channels on the DirecTV premium package. And I have Tivo, which records tons of movies, some on request and others of its own accord. I end up watching many horrible movies because of this. I watch a lot of movies in theaters, so the movies I watch on Tivo are often movies that had trailers or stars that looked good but didn't last long in the theaters - usually for good reason. These are the latest terrible movies I've seen.

Out of Time - starring the normally great Denzel Washington and the incredibly hot Eva Mendes. I fell asleep in the middle of this for a while in the middle and didn't bother to rewind. Everything about this film was bad.

Gothika - starring two incredibly hot women, Halle Berry and Penelope Cruz. Oh man, this was so incredibly bad.

Along Came Polly - starring Ben Stiller, who I sometimes find really funny, playing the same guy he has played countless times. In fact, you could take certain scenes (bathroom scene for example) and stick them right into Something About Mary. Also stars the incredibly hot Jennifer Aniston, who once again pretty much sucks, which I think she does in most everything except The Good Girl, which was really good. Anyway, this movie sucked in every way except for some mildly funny stuff from Philip Seymour Hoffman.

50 First Dates - Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. I loved this combo in the Wedding Singer. I hated them in this.

That's it for now. I recorded You Got Served today and have high hopes for that.

ilya · #2 01-23-2005, 01:18 AM

If you think THOSE are bad....err...you're right?

I haven't seen Out of Time but the others were horrid.

If you like Ben Stiller...Dodgeball doesn't suck quite as much as ACP. Although it doesn't begin to approach the,err, gold standard set by Zoolander.

RogerZBT · #3 01-23-2005, 01:21 AM

Just saw The Village today. To call this a horrible movie, would be an insult to horrible movies. I will look back on my life less fondly as a result of seeing this movie.

Yeti · #4 01-23-2005, 01:23 AM

Blasphemy Roger!

Tis a decent flick. The last twist though, not for me.

ilya · #5 01-23-2005, 01:26 AM

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Blasphemy Roger!

Tis a decent flick. The last twist though, not for me.

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I was probably the only person in the theater who didn't see it coming. D'oh.
I agree, though, it wasn't *that* horrible.

RogerZBT · #6 01-23-2005, 02:35 AM

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Blasphemy Roger!

Tis a decent flick. The last twist though, not for me.

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I was probably the only person in the theater who didn't see it coming. D'oh.
I agree, though, it wasn't *that* horrible.

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I didn't see it coming either... of course my brain wasn't really working as it was trying to tunnel out my ear canal to escape the pain.

ThaSaltCracka · #7 01-23-2005, 01:35 AM

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Just saw The Village today. To call this a horrible movie, would be an insult to horrible movies. I will look back on my life less fondly as a result of seeing this movie.

[/ QUOTE ]The village is a horrible movie.

jakethebake · #8 01-23-2005, 01:38 AM

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Just saw The Village today. To call this a horrible movie, would be an insult to horrible movies. I will look back on my life less fondly as a result of seeing this movie.

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Samir Nagheenanajar: Yes. This is horrible, this idea.

Phoenix1010 · #9 01-23-2005, 06:18 AM

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The village is a horrible movie.

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Second.

Alobar · #10 01-23-2005, 06:26 AM

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The village is a horrible movie.

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Second.

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I liked the village

I also dont know why anyone would think a ben stiller movie would be good. I count on them being bad until proven otherwise. But I'm biased because he bugs the [censored] out of me, he can't act, and he isnt funny.