Favorite lines from Seinfeld

[touchfaith]

"Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see...."

"A George, divided amongst itself, cannot last" (Errrr, "stand", and I just saw it last night...)

"Stelllllllllllla"

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby!"

[JTrout]

"maybe the dingo ate your baby"

wow. great minds think alike....

[JaBlue]

When Jerry is dating that girl that was in the whole nine yards or whatever in the Tony's award and its the summer of george, they decide that:

"Maybe the two of us working at full capacity could do the job of one man"
"Then we'd only have to be like ... a half man! ... That sounds about right!"

[eejit]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[BWebb]

Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect:

"Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?"

I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me.

[lucas9000]

too many to list, but one that always comes to mind for me:

"rising like a phoenix from arizona!" (frank costanza)

[Pocket Trips]

Hi My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
George Costanza: The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
Jerry: Mammal.
George Costanza: Whatever.
Cosmo Kramer: Well, what did you do next?
George Costanza: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
[George reveals the obstruction to be a golf ball]
Cosmo Kramer: What is that, a Titleist?
[George nods]
Cosmo Kramer: Hole in one, huh?

[/ QUOTE ]

[shant]

[ QUOTE ]
Don't remember it word for word, but the part where Kramer is talking to Jerry about how something was unbelievable. Kramer said something to the affect:

"Is it?!? Or is it so possible, I just blew your mind?!?"

I'm sure someone will remember the rant better than me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Jerry: Ah, you're crazy.
Cosmo Kramer: Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
Jerry: It's impossible.
Cosmo Kramer: Is it? Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?
Jerry: It can't be.
Cosmo Kramer: Can't it? Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
Jerry: All right, that's enough.

[MyMindIsGoing]

Yo-yo Ma!