Favorite Poker Quotes

[WillMagic]

Just for a little levity - post a good one if you have it.

My personal favorite:

"Poker is part of God's plan to take money from stupid people and give it to smart people"

From my father

[DONKEYJAWS]

hahaha thats great.

[Bozeman]

"Nobody is always a winner, and anybody who says he is, is either a liar or doesn't play poker."
-Amarillo Slim

From memory, so probably paraphrased:
"You bluffing, I win. You not bluffing, we keep playing."
Scotty Nguyen winning (1998 WSOP?) seen on ESPN before I was a real player.

some (mostly from entertainment) at www.ichibanpoker.com/ichiban_quotes.htm

[Your Mom]

I thought Scotty's bluff of Humberto was better. Holdem? God damn, I thought we were playing blackjack.

[Joe Tall]

"Bad things sometimes happen to good cards."
-ResidentParanoid of 2+2.

[CrackerZack]

Scotty's "You call, it gonna be all over." was pretty entertaining too.

[lunchmeat]

"a tough way to make an easy living"

[deathtoau]

my personal favorite is "I don't tell you how to spend your money, don't tell me how to spend other peoples"

[ratbastard]

"It's a simple game that is very difficult to play."

Overheard in a poker room.

[Tommy Angelo]

I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go. Mostly go.