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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There once was a young man called Clive
The most unlucky player alive Houses crushed his nut flushes Pocket aces got busted Every time he flopped quads they flopped five So he thought he would share all his pain With some others who'd been through the same He logged onto a forum And proceeded to bore them Again and again and again When he checked back though, things were amiss Responses weren't quite as he wished Despite his bad luck No one there gives a f~~k Cos it's you sir not them who's the fish |
#72
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
Round Two...
I see posts like yours every day. They get more and more in my way. I will tell you this: It's variance -- bitch. Keep playing and you'll be OK. If you put this up to get better. Spare us and send Sklansky a letter. The whines and the boasts And egotistical posts Will only make your numbers redder. A downswing like yours just won't bust us. Your stats and your graphs just disgust us. Now, get THIS through your head: Your meaningless thread... Just got pwned by my poetic justice. |
#73
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
You bitch and complain and you whine
About how that fish thwarted your line A frontal lobotomy A few hours of sodomy are all we can prescribe at this time. |
#74
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
There's just one thing that's not been said
That might make this thread super ysscky lest someone siiyp |
#75
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
[ QUOTE ]
Round Two... I see posts like yours every day. They get more and more in my way. I will tell you this: It's variance -- bitch. Keep playing and you'll be OK. If you put this up to get better. Spare us and send Sklansky a letter. The whines and the boasts And egotistical posts Will only make your numbers redder. A downswing like yours just won't bust us. Your stats and your graphs just disgust us. Now, get THIS through your head: Your meaningless thread... Just got pwned by my poetic justice. [/ QUOTE ] gold. |
#76
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
Yes you are sorely a'losin
So you won't stop pouring the booze in It happens to us all Just keep playin ball And again your crotch will start oozin' So your numbers are big in the plus Please don't start boasting to us Don't expect a lot Because when we run hot We all think we're freakin' fabulous It seems I need a third stanza To end your whinin' extravaganza So shut up your mouth Or we cut you down south Since you're worse then two george costanzas |
#77
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
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[ QUOTE ] There once was a mod named evan While he was green it was heaven Then one day AJo got banned And Evan got slapped by [censored] 's pimp-hand and hes still wishing he was five ft seven. [/ QUOTE ] If this doesn't win I'm quitting 2+2. [/ QUOTE ] Has soiler won yet? Come on, let the guy win something, it's been a while for him! |
#78
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
It sucks when your kings get cracked
By a fish with sooted six-jack To us, your bad beats are funny Just move to play money Or go buy a copy of Stacked |
#79
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
I've read ev'ry damn post in this thread
Opportunity costs buzz my head But seriously This fun came with a fee I could've made a hundred instead |
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Re: Krishan\'s Limrick Contest
I don't feel the need for a second stanza, but I have no use for the prize anyway.
We all know the bad beats make you crazy; You complain here in HUSH cause you're lazy. This you must understand: Just keep betting your hand And they'll pay you by drawing alwasy. |
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