Revenge on neighbors

[pokerdirty]

everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint.

[vexvelour]

Great ideas, the pee on a baking sheet one is awesome, and so is the rig one.

Scottie: I really don't know much about her. I never see her because her door is really no where near mine, but my living room wall is connected to her apt somehow. I'm fairly sure she's married or some crap like that.

BTW I was kidding about the keying the car thing. I have an RX8 and would be so uber pissed if someone keyed my car I'd probably start killing people at random.

Thanks for all the great ideas, keep 'em coming!

[housenuts]

do the cops do anything?

if it's happening all the time they are probably just as fed up as you are. just continue to do what you do. screw her. tell the cops she's an idiot and they should go talk to her for making false/irrational complaints.

find out her phone number and call her from payphones at 3am

[4_2_it]

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This should be coupled with whatever other dastardly deeds you use. The cops will eventually just figure that both of you are nut cases and will stop showing up altogether at some point.

[vexvelour]

Well, there are like 5 cops that live in the complex, and they just come over and explain how the walls are paper thin and to stop doing whatever I'm doing. They really don't care about my side of the story and are basically only coming to make this bitch feel better.

[vexvelour]

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She is absolutely silent. Believe me, I thought of this.

[4_2_it]

If OOTers got a hold of her phone number I shudder to think of the consequences. Of course, I strongly discourage such childish activity.

[pokerdirty]

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everytime you hear her move, call the cops for a noise complaint.

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She is absolutely silent. Believe me, I thought of this.

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then make something up. she should get the point.

[codewarrior]

What's her address? Have random ootiots mail her used condoms.

[Eurotrash]

I don't understand why you're not at least considering the flaming bag of [censored]. it just might work.