OOT New Year's Eve Plans

[uw_madtown]

"I love Wisconsin. I perform here a lot because I've discovered that you apparently have a Federal grant for drinking.

You're insane. You pay less for liquor than anybody in the country. What do you -- how? I don't know if you're using that farm subsidy money or if you're hijacking liquor trucks, but this is insane.

How do you know when it's New Year's? What's the difference? I've been in bars here and it's like New Year's every [censored] night! "Uh, New Years... that's when we drink with hats on."

And remember this: You are not -- you are not alcoholics. You... and my hat is off... are professionals."

- Lewis Black

In other words, I will be getting smashed. And wearing a hat.

Plans:

Drink while picking up my apartment and playing Super Mario World - 30 minutes ago
Pre-bar with about 5-6 close friends at my place - 9:30ish Central
Hit the bars - 10:30ish Central
After-bar somewhere with same group of friends - 2:30ish Central

Wake up tomorrow - 2 or 3 PM