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12-20-2005, 04:01 AM
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Re: I think god hates me
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More reports about drunken driving and being an ass please, but only when there is a MERCEDES BENS C1337LOLROFL2k5 involved. [/ QUOTE ] well if its being an ass involving a Mercedes Bens you want, this is my favorite thing to do.... when i go to a big house party, i park it right in front of the party where i know there will be people around. then i get loaded, and drunkenly stumble outside and cause a scene then yell "i am gonna piss on this guy's bens...;look at this yuppie's car, 'oh i am sooooo cool, i drive a mercedes, i think i am better than everyone ooooohhhhh ohhhh'" then i begin to urinate on it until someone tries to make a scene about it, then i challenge them to fisticuffs.... but first i say "let me just make sure my car is locked first" i click the lights then they are dumbfounded and i win 
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12-20-2005, 04:02 AM
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Re: I think god hates me
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[ QUOTE ] More reports about drunken driving and being an ass please, but only when there is a MERCEDES BENS C1337LOLROFL2k5 involved. [/ QUOTE ] well if its being an ass involving a Mercedes Bens you want, this is my favorite thing to do.... when i go to a big house party, i park it right in front of the party where i know there will be people around. then i get loaded, and drunkenly stumble outside and cause a scene then yell "i am gonna piss on this guy's bens...;look at this yuppie's car, 'oh i am sooooo cool, i drive a mercedes, i think i am better than everyone ooooohhhhh ohhhh'" then i begin to urinate on it until someone tries to make a scene about it, then i challenge them to fisticuffs.... but first i say "let me just make sure my car is locked first" i click the lights then they are dumbfounded and i win [/ QUOTE ] pwned1!
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12-20-2005, 04:12 AM
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Re: I think god hates me
i should add, that any bodily function will do, number 1, 2, or 3....(3 = vomit)
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12-20-2005, 10:46 AM
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Re: I think god hates me
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] More reports about drunken driving and being an ass please, but only when there is a MERCEDES BENS C1337LOLROFL2k5 involved. [/ QUOTE ] well if its being an ass involving a Mercedes Bens you want, this is my favorite thing to do.... when i go to a big house party, i park it right in front of the party where i know there will be people around. then i get loaded, and drunkenly stumble outside and cause a scene then yell "i am gonna piss on this guy's bens...;look at this yuppie's car, 'oh i am sooooo cool, i drive a mercedes, i think i am better than everyone ooooohhhhh ohhhh'" then i begin to urinate on it until someone tries to make a scene about it, then i challenge them to fisticuffs.... but first i say "let me just make sure my car is locked first" i click the lights then they are dumbfounded and i win [/ QUOTE ] pwned1! [/ QUOTE ] i hope you enjoyed that jmann, i only wish to please you
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