Office Pet Peeves

What's a common event at your office that, while not a huge deal, is aggravating to you?

Some of mine are:

-Someone pushes an already lit elevator button
-A co-worker just walks up to your desk and instead of saying hi or asking a question just stand there and stares at you, waiting for you to acknowledge their presence.
-While you are talking to another co-worker, a different co-worker stands there staring at you waiting for you to finish without saying anything.
-The bathroom has 3 equal urinals, you are on the left, with nobody at the other two, someone comes in and takes the middle one.

[Bulldog]

There is a lady in my office who talks in baby talk about 25% of the time. She is about 50.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Sometimes, my dog comes in and drops a huge bomb. That [censored] stinks like hell.

[Soul Daddy]

I could go on for hours about ridiculous things that people do that relate to elevators.

Speaker phones with office doors wide open.

[bosoxfan]

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Sometimes, my dog comes in and drops a huge bomb. That [censored] stinks like hell.

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How old is he now?

[tonypaladino]

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-The bathroom has 3 equal urinals, you are on the left, with nobody at the other two, someone comes in and takes the middle one.

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This is grounds for a kicking in the nuts. Preferably as he's zipping back up.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Sometimes, my dog comes in and drops a huge bomb. That [censored] stinks like hell.

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How old is he now?

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About 5.5 months.

[bosoxfan]

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About 5.5 months.

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Mine about 10 months and is still bouncing off the walls. I hear they calm down but I have seen no signs of it yet.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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About 5.5 months.

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Mine about 10 months and is still bouncing off the walls. I hear they calm down but I have seen no signs of it yet.

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Yeah, I think boxers tend to be puppies until they're more like 3-5 years old. I kind of like that, though. He's a ton of fun.

Easily the worst is those who heat up leftover seafood in the office kitchen. Salmon is the king of stench, but any kind of seafood surprise leaves the entire office in misery.