Do you talk trash to your monitor?

My wife finally had enough of me today as I interrupted her reading time with my taunting and maniacal laughter while playing online. I think the last straw was when I yelled to the dog that I was going to anally rape the weak/loose player I ended up heads up with.

I just can't seem to help myself. I'm never this way in live games, and I never berate anyone in the comment box. For some reason, though, I can't seem to stop myself from yelling things at the monitor. Usually, it's some bragging taunt when I'm running good.

I'm not saying it's a problem or anything (well, maybe for my wife). I actually enjoy blowing off steam this way, and I've discovered that there's some part of me that loves bullying people around a poker table. It's like my one opportunity in life to be a total pr!ck and not have to feel guilty about it.

Anyway, SNGs are fun, especially pushbotting.

FOLD! FOLD! FOLD, MY SCARED LITTLE WEAKIES!!!!! PLAY FOR THIRD!!!! MUHAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[Autocratic]

I don't say weird things, but winning a big pot usually illicits fist-pumping and a "don't [censored] with me, baby!" or something along those lines.

[soko]

tonight my monitor talk was more along the lines of:

flop; "okay the only hand that beats me is xx"; pot bet, call
turn; "there's no freaking way you actualy have xx"", pot bet, call
river; "what the hell do you have?"; check, bet, call

Player B shows xx

me: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tonight my monitor talk was more along the lines of:

flop; "okay the only hand that beats me is xx"; pot bet, call
turn; "there's no freaking way you actualy have xx"", pot bet, call
river; "what the hell do you have?"; check, bet, call

Player B shows xx

me: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I will only be sufficiently impressed if you followed up by yelling, "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

[Goodnews]

I tell them to eat that [censored] mf'er

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I think the last straw was when I yelled to the dog that I was going to anally rape the weak/loose player I ended up heads up with.

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ROFL

[jkkkk]

hahaha brilliant post.

[theyweresuited]

hilarious post...i usually give a good old fashioned "SUCK IT!!!"..kinda in a higher pitched slow pronounciation...then i hear my wife laugh and ask how much i won and what hand i had...good times for all...except the cat doesn't really like the high pitched part...anyway, funny stuff [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I don't say much to my monitor, and I live alone. Maybe this is why all those internet players talk crazy s@#$ at the WSOP.

But maybe this is a hole in my game. I'll try it next time.

ScottieK

[winky51]

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