Lonely Jew on Christmas

[tek]

Canterbury is now closed. Everything is closed. Christmas shows on tv. Christmas music on the radio.

Oh, time to get ready for Christmas dinner at the Shiksa's parent's house.

Bah Humbug. Can't wait until the holidays are over.

Merry Christmas to all you Goyim [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

[Reef]

Stan: Aren't you Jewish, Kyle?
Kyle: Well, yes, I think so.
Stan: Dude, Jewish people don't celebrate Christmas. You're supposed to sing Chanukah songs.
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Kyle: Dreidel dreidel dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel dreidel dreidel--
Cartman: Heheheheh, Chanukah sucks.

(Southpark)

[ClaytonN]

Cartman: Kyle, all those times I said you were a dumb, stupid Jew, well, I was wrong, you're not a Jew.
Kyle: Cartman, I am Jewish!
Cartman: There, there, don't be hard on yourself, Kyle.

[spamuell]

I know how you feel, Christmas sucks.

[Dynasty]

There's a two hour block of South Park Christmas episodes on tonight starting at 11pm.

[wacki]

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There's a two hour block of South Park Christmas episodes on tonight starting at 11pm.

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Dynasty, you rock. Thanks for the headsup.