Song Lyrics Thread

[BreakfastBurrito]

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
the cretins cloning and feeding
and i don't even own a tv

[Georgia Avenue]

I'm sick right now and my head is pounding. I may puke on my office floor. That's why this is running ceaselessly through my skull...

He's back and he's got a new trick.
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick

as the last time, and the last time you saw him.
Now you can see why we really adore him!

You might think his new trick is sick:
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick.
Look at the pigeon, now it's in two.
Oh my-- its rear end is having a poo.

Look at the mess--
in aisle two.
Aisle two, that's the place where we saw the Ragu!
There's so much Ragu...
He's baaack, etc...