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[jj_frap]

I didn't do all that much these hands, but it's so bad it's funny...

PokerStars Game #2734317298: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/10/05 - 18:45:23 (ET)
Table 'Semele IV' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Jimmish228 ($12 in chips)
Seat 2: Dollbaby ($11.80 in chips)
Seat 3: loulalaou ($10 in chips)
Seat 4: jj_frap ($24.50 in chips)
Seat 5: doodrn ($7.15 in chips)
Seat 6: THE RAF ($9.75 in chips)
Seat 7: rex362 ($12.80 in chips)
Seat 8: _____LCF____ ($44.95 in chips)
Seat 9: weedbed ($14.95 in chips)
Dollbaby: posts small blind $0.10
loulalaou: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jj_frap [2h 9d 5c Ks]
Dollbaby said, "vnh"
jj_frap: folds
doodrn: calls $0.25
THE RAF: calls $0.25
rex362: calls $0.25
jj_frap said, "Didn't even try chasing my A-high diamond flush."
_____LCF____: calls $0.25
weedbed: calls $0.25
Jimmish228: folds
Dollbaby: calls $0.15
loulalaou: raises $1.75 to $2
doodrn: folds
THE RAF: folds
rex362: calls $1.75
_____LCF____: calls $1.75
weedbed: folds
Dollbaby: raises $8.75 to $10.75
doodrn said, "lol - quit bragging jj"
loulalaou: calls $8 and is all-in
jj_frap said, ";-) At least I have something to brag about."
rex362 said, "this is stupid....what the hell"
rex362: calls $8.75
_____LCF____: calls $8.75
*** FLOP *** [3h Qd 8s]
doodrn said, "yep"
jj_frap said, "YOWZA!"
Dollbaby: bets $1.05 and is all-in
rex362: raises $1 to $2.05 and is all-in
_____LCF____: calls $2.05
*** TURN *** [3h Qd 8s] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qd 8s Th] [2d]
jj_frap said, "It's an orgy of insanity."
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rex362: shows [2s Jh Js 4s] (a pair of Jacks)
_____LCF____: mucks hand
rex362 collected $1.90 from side pot-2
Dollbaby: shows [Kc Qh Ah 8c] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Dollbaby collected $5.20 from side pot-1
loulalaou: shows [7c Qc 8h 9s] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Dollbaby collected $19.40 from main pot
loulalaou collected $19.35 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $48.15 Main pot $38.75. Side pot-1 $5.20. Side pot-2 $1.90. | Rake $2.30
Board [3h Qd 8s Th 2d]
Seat 1: Jimmish228 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dollbaby (small blind) showed [Kc Qh Ah 8c] and won ($24.60) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 3: loulalaou (big blind) showed [7c Qc 8h 9s] and won ($19.35) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 4: jj_frap folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: doodrn folded before Flop
Seat 6: THE RAF folded before Flop
Seat 7: rex362 showed [2s Jh Js 4s] and won ($1.90) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: _____LCF____ mucked [6s 9c Ad 8d]
Seat 9: weedbed folded before Flop

Two hands later:

PokerStars Game #2734346238: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/10/05 - 18:49:16 (ET)
Table 'Semele IV' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Jimmish228 ($12 in chips)
Seat 2: Dollbaby ($29.40 in chips)
Seat 3: loulalaou ($19.10 in chips)
Seat 4: jj_frap ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 5: doodrn ($6.65 in chips)
Seat 6: THE RAF ($9.50 in chips)
Seat 7: rex362 ($1.65 in chips)
Seat 8: _____LCF____ ($31.90 in chips)
Seat 9: weedbed ($10.75 in chips)
jj_frap: posts small blind $0.10
doodrn: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jj_frap [Ks 4c Kd Qd]
THE RAF: folds
rex362: calls $0.25
_____LCF____: calls $0.25
weedbed: folds
Jimmish228: calls $0.25
Dollbaby: calls $0.25
loulalaou: folds
jj_frap: raises $1.50 to $1.75
doodrn: calls $1.50
rex362: calls $1.40 and is all-in
_____LCF____: calls $1.50
Jimmish228: folds
Dollbaby: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [9s 7h 5s]
jj_frap: checks
doodrn: checks
_____LCF____: bets $8.50
Dollbaby: calls $8.50
jj_frap: folds
doodrn: folds
*** TURN *** [9s 7h 5s] [3c]
jj_frap said, "I know somebody is playing a run...It's not me though. :-("
_____LCF____: bets $21.65 and is all-in
Dollbaby: calls $19.15 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9s 7h 5s 3c] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
_____LCF____: shows [6c Jd Td Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
Dollbaby: shows [4s Ac 7c Qs] (a flush, Queen high)
Dollbaby collected $53.10 from side pot
rex362: shows [Kh 3d 6h 2c] (a pair of Threes)
Dollbaby collected $8.10 from main pot
rex362 said, "bye...."
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64.20 Main pot $8.10. Side pot $53.10. | Rake $3
Board [9s 7h 5s 3c Js]
Seat 1: Jimmish228 folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dollbaby showed [4s Ac 7c Qs] and won ($61.20) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: loulalaou (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jj_frap (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: doodrn (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: THE RAF folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: rex362 showed [Kh 3d 6h 2c] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 8: _____LCF____ showed [6c Jd Td Ad] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 9: weedbed folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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