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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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[ QUOTE ] When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] Is it framed on the mantle or something? Why do you have a pic of your own dong? [/ QUOTE ] Why would I have a pic of my own dong, if I want to see it I can just unzip. My wife has a pic of my dong on her cell phone, I have no idea why. Also let me clarify I do not think I have a huge dong, it is what I consider to be average. Her friend thinks it's huge, maybe she's led a very shelterd life I don't know. At any rate it made me feel good, and if that makes me worthless so be it. |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] What, the fact you're wife carries a picture of your cock? |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
"Wow, you're really tall."
"Wow, you're really short." "Wow, your hair is really brown." If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] You, sir, are immediately OK in my book. |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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If the best compliment you've ever received is along those lines, you're a pathetic waste of space. If you're trying to make some kind of juvenile joke about the size of your dick, try taking a moment and thinking a little harder before your chubby fingers run rampant over your keyboard and spew that crap across the screen. [/ QUOTE ] Haha, though I am apathetic about your commentary (I think the dick size posts are rather amusing---don't they know women say that to everybody?), I admire your courage here. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Talk about leaving yourself open... |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
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When a friend of my wife's saw a picture of my cock, her exact words "goddamn is that real". [/ QUOTE ] You do know that there are nothing much more than a horny teenage boys on this site, right? Who the fu.ck says sh.it like this... |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
"you are looking less ugly today"
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
From random nameless strangers: "your girlfriend is amazingly beautiful."
From friends: "You don't need a lottery ticket, you have one inbetween your ears." From lady friends talking about me in another room: "I like wacki he's fun!" (said 5x in a row) |
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Re: Best compliment you\'ve ever been given
Wacki, I was in a Management 101 seminar today and someone was giving a presentation that had your avatar in it, referring to frustration at work. OOT has now invaded my "real" life.....
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