Kingdom of Fear Bomb Shelter: REQUIRED ITEMS?

[Zeno]

A recent poster mentioned bomb shelters and this got me thinking about the good old days of bomb shelters and the red menace. The Russians are coming etc. So, in this new era of The Kingdom Of Fear, what do we stock in the backyard bomb shelter? Essential items only please! I'll start the list that others, will, I hope, finish. You will need the following catergories of items: Food, Air Filters, Entertainment, and Excercise. I purpose the following short list. Please add or make comments as necessary.

Food: Scotch Whisky

Air filters: Cigars

Entertainment: Porno Mags

Excercise: Best life-like, female blow-up doll available or a live substitute, if available and willing.


I plan on dying happy. [img]/forums/images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Le Misanthrope