I'm embarrassed about ever liking this band

[Boris]

puke

Metallica is going to open for the Rolling Stones at SBC Park in November. This is like putting onions in ice cream. I can't believe I thought these guys rocked when I was a teenager. Metallica has now officially joined the bi-level and parachute pants (I once had both). They've gone from being suck-a$$ sellouts to being the kings of late 80's cheese kitsch. lame.