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Old 10-09-2005, 11:16 PM
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Basically, she was a slut and the condom came off while I was in her.

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Congrats on doing this your first time. It took me tons of practice to master this move.

The key is to think of something gross so you can go limp for a split second, then discretely slide out and then back in, condomless.

Chicks love this move. I call it the purple surprise.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:16 PM
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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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Its hotdog down a hallway idiot not waterslide come on now... i bet your bf thinks screwing your dumbass is like putting a bike in an airplane hanger.

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yeah, well I bet your boyfriend thinks screwing you is like putting his penis in another man's ass.

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Best come back of the year.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:17 PM
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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

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ur saying im loose?

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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose

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Hey Peachy, why dont you post a picture of yourself before making fun of other mens erect penuses ok?
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:17 PM
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It's a life/death situation. Not the time to be inaccurate. Bad advice peachy.

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the chances hes got AIDs is like 3% if that....hes fine...just get tested for it sometime after a yr is over!
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:18 PM
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Are you planning on sticking again or is this a one timer?

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No f-ing way. I'm done with this chick. To be honest it really didnt even feel that good. No way am I playing russian roulette again with the STD thing, if I'm lucky enough not to have contracted anything. I am done with sluts forever, I am thinking.

[/ QUOTE ] you are overreacting. Relax, and revel in the fact that you banged a chick.

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something uve yet to do huh?

[/ QUOTE ]hey Peachy, you are a dumb annoying [censored].

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why thank u...i need to hear this at least once a day to make sure im still a bitch

[/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb.

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Looks like someone is taking out his sexual frustrations out on the only girl he can talk to [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Go grab yourself the newest copy of Vogue and rub one off.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:18 PM
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She actually just came up a said hi to me a few minutes ago.

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She wants some more.

Oh, and when you quote a reply,just hit the QUOTE button, or it you wanna do the tags yourself, get rid of the / in the first one.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:19 PM
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Default Re: So I lost my virginity

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buy smaller condoms next time that will stay on

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Ouch, way to kick a man when he's down.

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i was being honest...some guys buy the wrong size b/c someone thats ringing them up will see...who cares...either go to like walmart and do self check out or man up and get smaller ones - wasnt sayin it was what he necessarily needed to do...was just a suggestion...not every guy can be packing 9+ inches boys

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no, youre probably just looser in bed than throwing a hot dog down a waterslide

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ur saying im loose?

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eh, ive been waiting to use that line for a while. thats all.

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well for someone like u thats packin 3 inches hard i guess i could be considered loose

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come on peachy if youre going to try to get me to hit on you.... that wont work.
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Old 10-09-2005, 11:19 PM
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[/ QUOTE ]no you are not a bitch, you are a [censored], which is an annoying thorn in the side of all men. A bitch is rude, a [censored] is dumb. You are dumb.

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aawww i cant be dumb and rude?? what a shame...u should try and get laid someday since u love the word so much...too bad u havent found a [censored] dumb enough to do u...all in good time sweetheart
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