V-cards - How many do you own?

[tpir90036]

Zero. I prefer having sex with girls who know what they are doing and will not cry/bleed/fall in love.

I lost mine to a girlfriend who was allegedly experienced but just laid there like a log and was pretty freaking terrible at assisting in the experience. I didn't even finish! We never had good sex even after I knew what was up and we broke up not too long after I found someone who was a demon in the sack.