Vegas Bachelor Party Advice Needed (and Hot Chick)

[AlphaWice]

"
Obviously the best case scenario would be to meet up with a bachelorette party or some group of girls like that.
"

WRONG. You want to meet girls that are all alone. Girls in a party are just looking for validation/fun-that-doesnt-involve-a-hotel-room-with-you.

[MrTrik]

If you can't get laid in Vegas you need to go back home, find a fat breeder and settle down because you are completely inept and don't deserve hot 20-somethings anyway. Hopefully the breeder is a good cook and doesn't mind doing the laundry.