The "loathed" Norman Chad Favorite Quotes Thread

[Tyler Durden]

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"If you're gonna look at another guy for that long, the least you could do his give him a hot Carl."

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FYP

[TheBlueMonster]

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From the Tournament of Champions:

"It's so quiet in here you can actually here Phil Hellmuth thinking to himself, 'I am the best player at this table'"



this is easily his best line

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[CaptSensible]

I can't remember the exact quote but it was something like "trying to win money at the blackjack table will make your stomach explode". Made me laugh out loud

[Punker]

There was two I liked; the one about the Crew putting out a coloring book, and (my favorite) one about Harrington being so old that his picture was on some of the money. Can't remember the exact lines for either one.

[driller]

His newspaper column, which is mainly about sports is pretty good, better than his "live" commentary.

[Godfather80]

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The one about Harrington being so old that his picture was on some of the money.

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Wonderful.

[beekeeper]

Dutch Boyd or some other member of the former "crew" was playing at a table with 3-4 players who had written poker books.

[Dutch Boyd's] writing a book on poker, a coloring book.

[Easy E]

Any divorce quote.. ANY.

You've beaten it into the ground, you bitter man, Norm. No WONDER they all left you.

[henrikrh]

"I would be playing here, but firstly I don't need the $5 million and secondly I don't have the $10k buy-in"

Thought that was pretty clever. He'a not a terrible announcer like some people say, guess he could easily get annoying to an uptight person.

[revots33]

"If you're gonna fold a set of tens in that spot, you might as well go sell refrigerator magnets on the beach."