A Collection of Quotes From the Cardplayer Final Table Broadcast

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Since so many people seemed to miss it, and were asking if they'd re-broadcast it and whatnot, I thought I'd put together a list of some of the more memorable quotes (hey, I had some free time between hands):

Raymer (discussing strategy after taking a bad beat): "When I take a hit like that, I pretend I came to the table with 2 million and just doubled up to 4 million, to put myself in a positive mindset"
Phil: "Is that going to be in your book, Greg?"
Greg: "It will be now, Phil"

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Phil: "He came in on the back door of the Sante Fe railroad."

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Phil: "There's this NBA player I've heard of once or twice from China, his name is Yao Ming"

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Phil (to Greg): I told your wife I loved you the other day, what did she think about that?
Greg (after a pause): I'm sure she thought it was a fraternal love.

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Phil & Jen: "Puggy! Puggy! Puggy! Play us a song"
Puggy: "Uh...how about I tell you about the logo in the side of my bus?"
Phil: "Ok!"

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Phil (still unable to learn the player's names an hour or two in): "Ireland raised it...here comes Sweden."

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Phil (pimping the Cardplayer feed): "Internet speed high access"

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David Williams (to Phil): "You love the Dom"

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Phil (trying to be funny in reference to Black): Like you guys would say, I fancy his play.
Roy Brindley: ...............

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Phil (explaining his Sirius Black reference to Lindgren): "He's a fairly powerful wizard"

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Erick (?): "You haven't lived until you've heard Phil rap"

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Hellmuth: "Here's Phil Gordon, and his book - 'Shuffle up and....', hey Phil what's your book?"
Gordon: "That's Mike Sexton, mine's 'The Little Green Book of Hold 'em.'"

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Phil? (Phil in reference to Lazar's desruction, getting allin with K9 & QT on consecutive hands): "Maybe he was drinking at dinner..."

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Gordon (referring to Lazar's QT hand): "Who does he think he is, Robert Varkoni?"

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Phil: "Dadadandandada PRESSURE! Dadadnandnadada PRESSURE! That's a Queen song, I think."

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Phil: "Hey Andrew, did you spend 5 years in a Buddhist monastery?"
Black: "Yeah, 5 years."
Phil: "Cool."
Erick (to Phil): "That's like taking a bad beat worse than you"

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Phil: "You go study Buddhism, you're going to get real calm, you know..."

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Erick: (in reference to Dannenmann taking 5 minutes to fold to a bet on the flop only to show A-high): "He just showed that he can fold... nothing"

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Phil (checking out the ladies in attendance): "Did you see that... [censored].... ... she's you're girlfriend..."

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Erick: "That Danennman is more extreme than I thought. He's got flames on his glasses"

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Erick (referring to losing money to Ivey wagering on golf earlier in the day): "Maybe I can get a loan... I got golf bets to pay."

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Phil (to Miami John): "Miami, get your ass over here"

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Phil (asking Tex what he had after he folded in a tough spot): "KINGS!?!?! Did you have kings? Uh, maybe we shouldn't interfere."

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Phil: Pints o' Guinness! Pints o' Guinness!

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Phil: "If they qualified on Full Tilt they get an extra 10 million. Of course Ultimate Bet is the best site out there."

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Phil (to Jen's husband Marco): "Speak some Italian for everybody who talks Italian."

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Jen Harman (after Black's big loss on the full boat hand): What do you think Andrew Black actually had there?
Helmuth: I dunno.. KQ? AK? Or maybe he just got jiggy with queens.

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Jennifer: "Kanter has played for 9 years on the internet."

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Erick: "Lights are not cold."

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(they think they are off mic)

Jenn: "See, you're good at this, I suck."
Eric: "You don't suck."

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Norman Chad: "I was in the dice game in the alley"

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A very drunk Norman Chad trying to speak: "...inexschplicabby..."

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Phil (to Ferguson) "Sunglasses on day or night, dancing around - right jesus?"

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Phil: "That's about as bad as it gets in poker right there" "This is amateur poker hour" "stunningly bad"

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Phil (referring to Kanter early in the night, proved correct on the K5 hand) "He's gonna get 10 million dollars in drawing dead."

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Phil (referring to the loud fans of Hachem & Black): "The Fosters and the Guiness has been sold out."

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Phil: "Now action over to Steve Dannenman who fully understands the game."

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Phil: "I've had world championships taken away from me due to bad luck"

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Phil: "Moneymaker had his tours you know up and down the river."

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Phil: "I like the red Starburst."
Jesus: "Your favorite's the red?"
Phil: "The orange are my favorite, but my kids like the red."

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Phil (with a mouth full of Starbust) "It finally occured to me - I don't think Tex knows how to win this thing"

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Layne: "And Cindy Violette enters the arena. She recieves a sitting ovation from tens of fans."

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Layne: (referring to Dannenmann): "Steve knows what he's doing"

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Phil: (after Hachem's Q7 vs 99 hand): Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! (or is it oy?)

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Layne: "Phil's gotta big heart..and a big head."
Phil: "I got a big everything, baby!"

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Phil: "Look look you can tell he has a strong hand. Can you see it?"
Layne: "I see extreme fear... "

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Flack: Look at that guy, name is Tex. From Texas, oh wait he's from Montana. Good players come from Montana... that's why i'm here. So much better than Wisconsin.

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Layne (regarding a bar owner in Phil's Hometown of Madison, WI): "I played him for a tractor or two."

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Phil (referring to still being on the air at 7 AM Pacific): Well we probably have a bunch of drunk people that drank too much and are ready to pass out comin' in now. Welcome !

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Flack: "I'm not drunk. BLBLLLAAAAAAAA!"

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Phil (talking about a developing hand): "Wow, 5 million. That's a big frickin' hand right there"

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Layne: "Rarely do you see me without a drink at the final table with the chip lead, but I don't have any chips and I'm not at the final table."

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Flack: Tex is workin the table passin' out free french fries. 7.5 million has nothing on fries after 9 hours. Tex, no ketchup 'til after they fold!

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Effel or Grooms: "5-6-8 on the flop."
Phil: "You know, Dannenmann could have that kind of crap, too."

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Laybe (talking about his table image): "Are they feared of me?"

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Shulman: "Tiffany Williamson was the highest ranking female this year, and I believe she came about 15th."
Layne: "She was at my starting table on day 3, and...uh...no comment..."

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Flack: "Oh no, they're pointing their guns at me now. We're too close, we have to leave."

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Phil: "I would have bet out with nothing there."
Layne: "And that's why you have ten bracelets"
Phil: "Nine"
Layne: "Oh nine, sorry"
Phil: "Don't rub it in"

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Joe Cassidy (perhaps joking, about Bruce Buffer): "He's not as good as that let's get ready to rumble guy."

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Cassidy: "The audience doesn't know I was being sarcastic, but neither does Phil, so that's okay."

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Phil: Glasses! GLASSES! Baccarat Crystals!

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Cassidy: "Despite how TV makes Hellmuth looks, he's really a nice guy."
Hellmuth: "Now don't blow my cover kid. Make a lotta money being the bad boy of poker."

[TheCroShow]

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Phil (checking out the ladies in attendance): "Did you see that... [censored].... ... she's you're girlfriend..."

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that was very funny, i think they made a comment a few seconds later about how they are on the air. makes you wonder how many bottles of dom phil went through that night. wish i stayed up for the entire thing.

[einbert]

Thanks for the compilation. I enjoyed it.

[Python49]

*After a horrible play by kanter*
Phil Helmuth: Ok ladies and gentlemen, we are finally seeing the inexperience show now.. its like amateur hour here at the wsop.

*After a big hand with a king high flop*
Jennifer harman: What do you think he had phil?
Phil Helmuth: KQ? AK? I dunno.. maybe he just got jiggy with queens.

[HamJam]

Hellmuth is actually... entertaining? Can't believe I missed this, thanks for the compilation.

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Phil (still unable to learn the player's names an hour or two in): "Ireland raised it...here comes Sweden."

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teehee

[bones]

Phil: (giggling) "He had the [censored] 4 high..."

[CCx]

nice work!

[toss]

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Phil: Glasses! GLASSES! Baccarat Crystals!


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This is in repsonse to Cassidy if he won the WSOP. He would buy the whole audience Champagne. He kept interrupting Cassidy in an overdramatic tone "Bring me 200 bottles of Don(sp?)! We need Glasses! GLASSES! Baccarat Crystals!"

[Fallen Hero]

Phil: "I would have bet out with nothing there."
Layne: "And that's why you have ten bracelets"
Phil: "Nine"
Layne: "Oh nine, sorry"
Phil: "Don't rub it in"


This one got a lol out of me

[Howard Treesong]

Given that it's Layne, it's almost 100% certain to be deliberate. Awesome. Just awesome.