What do you do when someone comes to your table and panhandles?

[lefty rosen]

I haven't seen this for a while at Party. Stars had alot of these losers. Any site with micro limits will have their share of broke university/highschool or mullets who work for 6 bucks an hour........

[StacysMom]

I have never seen this happen, i only have played up to 5/10... what limits do so called "railbirds" start begging. seems ridiculous

[random]

I either tell them that I've already transferred the money or tell everyone that "he hasn't paid me back for last time." Their reactions are usually pretty funny.

[kamelion44]

You guys are comedic geniuses. You should quit poker and write for Punk'd or Boiling Points.

[SinCityGuy]

If they ask "Could I borrow $5 from you?", I usually respond with "How about you give me $5 and I'll owe you $10, OK?"

[ddollevoet]

Him: Can someone please transfer $5 into my account?

Me: I will if you wash my car.

[lorinda]

I usually tell them that I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week.

Typically

x: Can someone give me $1?
L: I'll get my legal people to look at it and send out the contract within the week.
x: It's only $1
L: I've been stung like this before
x: A lousy dollar?
L: No problem, if you're honest you have nothing to fear
x: I want you to GIVE me a dollar
L: er? What's in it for me?
x: I play a tourney and give you half what I win, I'm a good player.
L: But if you lose I'm $1 down?
x: yes
L: Excuse me for being thick here, but it seems that most of the time I lose $1, and the rest of the time you keep half of the winnings.
x: yes, that's right
L: Hmmm, my legal people won't like that.
x: Just $1
L: Do you have anything you could give me as collatoral? A credit card number maybe?
x: No, if I had a credit card, I'd have my own $1
L: So you have a bad credit rating?
x: God ITS ONLY $1!!!!
L: If it's only $1, then why are you so upset about the prospect of having to pay it back? Are you a criminal?
x: Please, just send me $1.
L: We've been through this, I don't think it would be wise at this point.
x: Your (sic) an idiot
L: I'm not the one asking for $1, GL.
x: ******

Yes, I do have too much time on my hands, but oh well.

Lori

[_And1_]

Priceless lori... [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[lorinda]

It's based loosely on an old Monty Python sketch where a guy collecting for charity approaches a merchant banker, but they still seem to give the right lines anyway.

Lori

[guitarhero14]

Lorinda: That is hilarious!