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09-02-2005, 04:32 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] This was my first time with this girl, and our second date. Just as I got her legs up in the air: "Don't take this the wrong way, but I think I love you." I went through with it anyway, but then at the climax she had a crygasm. It was not cool. She called me every 20 minutes for the next 3 days. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahhaaha, classic. The question begging to be asked: based on this experience would you still go at it if the same thing happened again? Swede [/ QUOTE ] It depends on the girl. If it was the same one, hell no -- she wasn't very good. But with the right hottie worth banging, then yes. Yes, I am that much of a man-whore. 
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#83
09-02-2005, 04:42 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
"Oh, it's so cute!"
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#84
09-02-2005, 04:46 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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I have no good ones myself off the top of my head, but my buddy told me this story about one time he was hooking up with a chick and she was like "stop teasing, just put it all the way in!"....it already was. However, the funniest part of the story was the utterly dejected look on his face when he told me. [/ QUOTE ] My friend has a similar story Her(during anal): Deeper Him: That's all I got!!
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#85
09-02-2005, 04:47 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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"It's awfully small" [/ QUOTE ] It looks just like a dick, only smaller.
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#86
09-02-2005, 04:48 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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My friend has a similar story Her(during anal): Deeper Him: That's all I got!! [/ QUOTE ] Where the hell were girls like this during my dating career? Swede
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#87
09-02-2005, 05:05 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
This was not at the point of mounting, but still terrible.
Was at a bar, and picked up a simi drunk girl. She said to follow her back to her house, which was about 1 mile away. As we pulled out of the bar, 3 police cars pulled in behind her, and pulled her over. I drove by like 5 times to see if they were going to give her a DUI, but I was S.O.L., they hooked her up and took her off to jail! Bastards
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#88
09-02-2005, 05:08 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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This was not at the point of mounting, but still terrible. Was at a bar, and picked up a simi drunk girl. She said to follow her back to her house, which was about 1 mile away. As we pulled out of the bar, 3 police cars pulled in behind her, and pulled her over. I drove by like 5 times to see if they were going to give her a DUI, but the last time I drove by she was bobbing up and down in the officer's front seat. [/ QUOTE ] I was looking for a funnier ending to this one...
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#89
09-02-2005, 05:23 PM
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Re: Worst thing you\'ve heard just as you\'re mounting up
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] The sound of a creaky door opening, followed by a tiny voice making a suprised sound. "Mommy?!" Followed by rapid deflation. [/ QUOTE ] This reminded me of a good one. The same thing "Mommy?" But the kid was sleeping in the room. Her 2 year-old slept in a crib in the room, and I hadn't even noticed it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] 3some! [/ QUOTE ] You are vermin. -ptmusic
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