Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up

[Slow Play Ray]

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I have no good ones myself off the top of my head, but my buddy told me this story about one time he was hooking up with a chick and she was like "stop teasing, just put it all the way in!"....it already was.

However, the funniest part of the story was the utterly dejected look on his face when he told me.

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I'm pretty open about most things, but there is no way in hell I'd be telling anyone that story.

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that was my reply to him, almost verbatim. he said it was too funny not to share with someone, but not to tell anyone else. you guys don't count. and for the few of you who know me in RL, i just won't tell you which friend it was. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]