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Old 12-19-2005, 12:26 AM
Gugel Gugel is offline
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Default Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

Civilization IV, 5-handed
Hero is dealt a Gunship.
Hero sends Gunship to Villian.
Villian shows Archers.
Hero attacks.
Villian defends.
Archers destroy Hero's gunship.

This is the baddest beat of my life. How the hell does a modern, heavily armored helicopter get shot down by godamn arrows!? I DUNNO HOW THESE [censored] FISH KEEP CALLING DOWN WITH INFERIOR HOLDINGS AND DRAWING OUT ON ME. WTF WTF ARE THE ODDS? THIS [censored] IS SO DAMN RIGGED.

Civilization IV is like electronic crack.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:27 AM
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Default Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

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Old 12-19-2005, 12:29 AM
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Default Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

The archers could be fortified in a city, or your gunship could be really hurt, which makes it weaker in combat.

Also, the p*ker terms are a big no-no on this forum.

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Old 12-19-2005, 12:32 AM
Skip Brutale Skip Brutale is offline
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Default Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

You obviously dont know anything about civilization. Did you want the archers to not try to fight your helicopter? That copter getting shot down is good because now he's going to think its a smart idea to keep fighting with the archers.

I get happy when my helicopters are shot down by archers...
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:37 AM
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Default Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

First, funny. When I laugh out loud at a post, I am happy.

Second, I saw the attack, and I'm pretty sure those arrows had those plastique explosive tips. Robin Hood capped one of those babies in your fuel tank, and that was that.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:45 AM
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Default Re: Civilization IV, Baddest Beat of my Life

I predict this thread will be the new baddest beat of your life
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:49 AM
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Don't mess with the

n00b.

And I know what you mean with the Civ4 = Electronic Crack comment.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:53 AM
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ok, even a teetering barely alive gunship with only a sword and a pair of matches should beat an archer.
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Old 12-19-2005, 12:59 AM
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[censored] the haters. I laughed. I haven't played the new Civ yet, but I have fond memories of my Panzers dieing at the hands of ancient spearman from Civ3.

Also, this trend of posts consisting entirely of "*" is gay as hell.
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Old 12-19-2005, 01:03 AM
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this game has consumed my life, too
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