Girl at a Bar. Your Play?

[jaxUp]

I hope you're not implying I'm a pussy.

[lastchance]

ROFLMAO. ROFL ROFL HAHA.

EDIT: Nice 3rd Pic there. Makes that post 5x Better, and it was pure gold before. Those 3 Pics = GOLD.

animal sex makes me laugh heh

[MonkeeMan]

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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

[diebitter]

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Hahahaha, lions do it lazy doggy style!

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Lions do it any way they wanna, treacle bollox. RAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

[B Dids]

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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Think of yourself like this:


then you might end up like this:


Instead of being like this:


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This is an epic sequence.

[Cunning Linguist]

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You go over and give it all that, and watch the minces. If they're all over you like a rash, just pull it and go to your drum or her gaff, and do her bandy.


Do you want me to draw you a picture?

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yes please

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Think of yourself like this:


then you might end up like this:


Instead of being like this:


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This is an epic sequence.

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phenomenal.

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You're in a bar and a nice looking girl sitting at the other end catches your eye. She is sitting with two girlfriends. You draw a tic-tac-toe board on a napkin, put an 'X' in the middle and send it, along with a pen, to her via the waiter.

A few minutes later the waiter brings it back and it has 3 'X's across with a message: 'I win!'.

What is your play?

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Walk over to her and say:
"Thanks, Thermonuclear War Has Been Averted!"

[Goodie54]

Nobody gave you props, guild, but this is the funniest post of the thread. I laughed out loud at work at this.

Peace

Goodie

[CarlSpackler]

I'd go over there and give her a hard time for giving me the easiest tic tac toe victory in the history of civilization, since I'm X's.

When I see a group of girls in a bar like this, I like to tip the waitress/bartender and have them bring the girls a round of waters or shots of water with a lime. When the befuddled girls look over at me as the bartender/waitress gives them the waters, I'll make eye contact and raise my drink to acknowledgement them, letting them know I splurged. This usually has good results.