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Old 10-21-2005, 04:41 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Haiku 3: Angry Haiku

The name and sex haikus were reasonable successes, I reckon, and brought out the artistic side of OOT. So howzabout angry haiku? What is annoying you right now, how angry do you feel - whatever. Take it as a broad brief.

Here's mine, to get it rolling:

Circumstance, distance,
duty, ethics, worse still, hope,
so rattles my cage!
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:14 AM
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On freeway again.
Motherfvcker cut me off!
Die, you piece of sh1t!
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Old 10-21-2005, 05:32 AM
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Yo [censored] you [censored] you
[censored] you [censored] you you're cool
and [censored] you I'm out.
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Old 10-21-2005, 06:59 AM
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Lion King! WTF?
You have got to be kidding!
Jungle Book must rule!
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Old 10-21-2005, 07:46 AM
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Missing warmer times
The [censored] am I here, wondering
Will the rain ever end?

GoT
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Old 10-21-2005, 08:02 AM
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People chatting loud
Wonít leave me the hell alone
Why canít they sit down?
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Old 10-21-2005, 08:33 AM
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Where is my purple?
Taken from me in the night
I am now pissed off
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Old 10-21-2005, 09:04 AM
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Fall has brought parties
With them a lot of tools; leave
My house you dumbass.

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Old 10-21-2005, 09:33 AM
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Moving household day
Many boxes, little time
My toothbrush is gone.
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Old 10-21-2005, 09:37 AM
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Lion King! WTF?


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Six syllables here.
WTF kind of haiku
Do you try to pass?

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