Myspace experiment: Need input ASAP

[Landon_McFly]

Ok, after all this talk about getting laid on MySpace, I finally registered and have a great idea. My occupation is similar to a telemarketer, and we say the same script to everyone, but the computer changes the amount that we ask for considering each clients salary.

We call about 60,000 people a day, and when you call that many people, you are bound to get people to give you money for something ridiculous.

So... what if I took this approach to talking to girls on MySpace?

The way I see it all I need is a great "script" and I can fill in the blanks according to each girl's interests.

So in this thread I'm going to start a script, and I'll change it as constructive critisism is given. Feel free to hook me up with some of the lines you use.

Basic greeting

[ QUOTE ]
Hey, what's up? I saw your profile and you look like an intresting person. Feel free to hit me up if you'd like to have a chat sometime.

[/ QUOTE ]

Start with this. Someone revise it, and I'll keep what I like best, and then well keep it going until we have the "best" generic script to open up girls on MySpace.

Hi, I'd love to bang you.

[tonypaladino]

are you blind? How did you miss the 700 post thread on this very subject?

[dblgutshot]

Looks like the third * coming.

[CardSharpCook]

* his azz!!!

[Boris]

This might be it for you dude. Later.

[PoBoy321]

How about you just walk outside of your house and meet girls in real life?

[ClaytonN]

bye dude